*third person. Second person would be “You.”

<steps on rake>

‘Bake him away, toys.’

That’s cole, man.

Shitty or not, everyone needs more Willem Dafoe in their lives.

Nazis and Second-Amendment fellators are morons, and MURICA lets them run free and organize.

I’d say having a thrice divorced, serial adulterer reality show host with a history of racism, sexual deviance, mocking the disabled, avoiding taxes and filing bankruptcy as President got us here.

And this was not.

b-b-but we’ve been told it is better to rent than to own.

But jokes are supposed to be funny.

Jesus H. Christ, RIGHT??? Raise your hand if you’ve ever had the thought, ‘Oh, look, it’s *her!* She’s that chick that got raped by [celebrity]! I totally loved her last interview. Let’s see if we can get her autograph or buy some“I got raped by [celebrity] and all I got was this lousy t-shirt” swag!’
Because, spoiler: …

Right? “It’s part of the game, get better signs”... but asking a player to move out from behind a fielder is just too much!

Yeah, stealing signs is part of the game and they should get better signs, but using gamesmanship to prevent it way out of bounds apparently

Colorado’s announcers were pretty awful in that clip.

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

Screw him. Sorry, but he lost his temper and killed a woman.

I was saying a-BOO-ndanza

Stanton: “Are they booing me?”

I was able to put together the dream team