“I want it so bad,” he said, “I’m drinking as much of it as I can, and I’m having a blast.”

I believe it’s one of the Kardashians that had a sex change.

He’s that Kardashian’s husband.

He remembers friendly conversations with phillies Sugarcube, Buttercup and Snowflake and running the track with his buddies Seabiscuit and Man o’ War.

Because America is weirdly puritannical when it comes to sex and sexuality. Violence? Good for children! A single butt cheek? Better slap an NC-17 rating on that baby.

Anyone find this kind of silly given the context of murdering hundreds of people in a death game built around the same style of another game on the same engine which was built on the story of japanese school children mudering each other that was stolen by a random white lady for a popular book then movie series?

I love this. Thank you, you made my evening!

I grew up in Italy, and visited the US a few times as a kid. I was FASCINATED by Laverne and Shirley, specifically Laverne, and as a consequence, wanted to be just like her, all the way down to the monogrammed shirts. So on a whim, I tried milk and Pepsi one day, and I LOVED it. It was the only thing that I would…

I need this kind of tough love in my life.

Was wondering if you’d wend your way to that punchline, not disappointed. You’ve managed to twist the panties of at least one commenter, though, and for that you have earned a star!

They’re on top of the world and are in control of the whole game, but can’t stop playing the victim card and whining like pathetic losers about how much everyone is out to get them. It’s not only annoying, it’s completely counterproductive, as they’re going to wake up soon on the bottom of the world, with no one to…

At least, Stewart didn't have to ask for the baseball for his first hit in the League.  It probably rolled from the Sanchez throw to his locker spot. 

At what point do you think he got concerned that he’s actually been diagnosed with a terminal illness and this was all an elaborate ruse to make his wish of hitting a MLB Home Run come true?

Getting two extra bases because somebody else doesn’t know what’s going on is great in baseball. It’s not so good in any other context.

This defense, if they stay healthy, can carry a team into the playoffs. As a Bears fan, watching a game without wanting to lie face down in a puddle is more than I can ask for.

OK stop spouting this ridiculous liberal bullshit. I mean honestly, how fucking dumb are you?

All of this is accurate. It’s possible to have empathy for Serena’s path here, root for her to get 25, and be awed by her ability to remain at the top of a sport for going on two decades here as well as admitting she was getting housed and melted down. It’s just not a thing most fans are capable of doing, especially…

I really like Serena. I wanted her to cap off her comeback from giving birth by winning this. But I just don’t get why it’s so impossible for any Deadspin writer to say this:

Hey! It’s Kaepernick in an herb garden!

Who chose Pilsen?  Its great for Mexican Food- but a Deadcast Party???  Bad Bad Bad