As a Cub fan who would absolutely be a Brewers fan were the Cubs not to exist, I was amazed at Milwaukee’s final stretch run over the last 2 weeks of the season (not unlike the ‘07 Rockies).

The extra ironic sting being that Toronto made those sad errors against a team that was honoring the blind...

I’m just glad that I got to see some sparse arrivals from the bullpen before the clip ended. It’s not a genuine, baseball-y brawl unless players run to intervene from over 500 feet away with forced emotional investment in a play they barely saw live.

Can we incorporate “spoon stab” into the next fighting game that all the kids are playing these days?

Blasphemy! A chorizo is ALWAYS worth it!

Unfortunately this story doesn’t include any physical altercations or emotional support howler monkeys... I suggest you keep flying in order to top this story.

Also, while your sarcasm toward Baez doing this against a lowly team like the Rockies is definitely valid, I would go so far as to say that since this could’ve been an experimental procedure to see if it disrupts sign-stealing as a whole, then what better way to roll out said experiment than against a basement team,…

Please don’t apologize - this is why I read the comments.

6 of 1... half a dozen of the other...

Is it possible to marry a comment on Jezebel?

It’s the diarrhea the NFL needs... but is it the diarrhea they deserve?

According to details in the lawsuit, she was due wages that were denied by White and was fired. The lawsuit was actually originally filed for that reason, and later amended to include the sexual misconduct, so my point is she’s not pulling this mud out of thin air...

I regret that I have but one +1 to give to this post...

I knew someone was going to beat me to that joke. Here’s your +1.

Agreed. It’s definitely not the same argument... like comparing a common fruit to an equally common, yet very different type of fruit.

No one ever said I’d amount to anything when I played a tree in my grade school play of Wizard of Oz... but now, next time I see a strange dog, I can confidently wink at my group and say “I got this...”

I seriously do not want this thread/discussion to devolve into a theism debate, but just for the record - atheists do not assert that “there is no god”; they simply do not believe claims that one exists per lack of evidence. Big difference.

I’ll do you one better and say that this kind of shit is why I don’t play online multiplayer with strangers. Friends, fine... but there are even platform games out there that are SOLELY multiplayer (e.g. Rocket League, Disc Jam, Drawn to Death, etc) that I refuse to play because my misanthropy gets the best of me.

Didn’t realize she was being “forced” to write about things that you personally don’t enjoy reading... if only there were a way where one could just “choose” which content they wanted to read based on the headline...

Cthulu 2024?