Seems like it’s simpler to find your driver if you leave something in their car (cell phone, for example) than if you are assaulted by one of them.

Joe Piscopo left SNL in 1984. So that would be actually 30 years ago.

At this point I’m all for boycotting the World Cup. FIFA is a despicable organization that needs to be stopped.

Well, the cast has spoiled SNL for the past 15 years, so there is that.

King: Hey, Commish! Best buddy! Guess who scored us some matching bibs for our meal today?

Peter King:

I believe it was Barry who once wrote that King “covers the league from the innermost pleat in Roger Goodell’s khakis”.

Finest kind. As someone who has battled depression and anxiety (and will continue to do so the rest of my life), fuck this parrot with a hot poker up the ass.

“Here, we see a server remove the packaging from a frozen cheesecake that arrived on truck this morning to be thawed in a cooler. And so begins and ends our tour of Obscene Selection of Cheesecakes.”

+1 Delaying tactic ?!

After three years, you get fed up role playing as Rachel from Perkin's....

She may not have liked golf, but she had to admire how his career went downhill.

“Even though tiger and I were together for years, it never seemed like we had a real relationship.”

The only fist fight I have been in as an adult was on a golf course. I was in a twosome at Falls Road, MD, and we were playing a late tee behind a single that was dragging ass the whole round. We waited for this dipshit every hole, and there wasn’t a soul ahead of him. No wave by, not even an acknowledgement that he…

I hate to break this to you, but this is not out of the ordinary in terms of response/results from these agencies. Most of what I read doesn’t raise red flags to me. It’s just every day bullshit.

He’s just used to having extra O’s at the end of things where they shouldn’t belong.

Was the fuckup actually fucked up?

Why does Dyrcz give a shit anyway? It’s not like the prize pack contains another vowel.

He can probably hide at least two crab legs under each tit.

Attorney: The plaintiff and the public will not be satisfied until they have their pound of flesh!