Makeup is a part too, but I don’t think that’s the base colour.

Does she mean super hot as in “Extra Crispy?”

He doesn’t wear a wig. A wig would look more attractive than the look he’s sporting. You also wouldn’t be able to see his scalp like this when it’s windy if it were a wig:

The same thing happened to my nephew when his diet consisted solely of goldfish crackers. Mind you, he was four and an extremely picky eater. Does Trump eat goldfish crackers?

Well, eating enough of certain foods can mess with your skin pigment.

Why wait?

Am I the only one that almost breaks his mouse-wheel when scrolling past the fuckface-in-chief’s tweets?

I’ll be willing to “reconsider” my atheism if AOC is chosen to do the rebuttal.

No, I didn’t.

If she really wanted to troll his ass she should sit there reading a copy of Michelle Obama’s book behind his ass wearing a Kamala Harris T-Shirt with her slogan For The People. 

Grooooooooooooss

“Who is this guy? I never knew him. He was the videographer. I trusted him and he duped me.”

you’re right, that would be more useful than she actually is.

That story is amazing. The final line!! Ah. Perfection. 

The way this whole thing is going, when Ivanka gets indicted Trump is going to immediately issue a statement that she was just some low level staffer who he had very few interactions with and who just sat around and made coffee all day. 

Oh wow...That was one of the most interesting reads.

SAME. That was an amazing ride.

Came down here to comment on that! It is WILD.

The tour ends in the Oval Office where Trump announces, “And here is where I f#@! over the entire country.”.

Okay; not mutually exclusive, but whatever. “No, I’m not Puerto Rican” would have sufficed.