Only if they’re soundproof.

All I see is the Fyre Fest site.

Also the 2002 Almodóvar movie Hable con ella/Talk to Her. It was horrific as a movie plotline.

Are you a teacher? Class size has a HUGE impact on students’ ability to learn. Putting aside the fact that more students naturally leads to more noise and distractions, I have 50 minutes to teach a lesson to a group of 30+ kids. If more than one or two struggle at all to grasp the lesson, they’re shit out of luck…

My wife works with a nurse who caught a fellow nurse in the act of raping an elderly woman with severe dementia.  When she reported it SHE was the one who was suspended for neglect until she fought it for months with the union.

Maybe now Tonya Lowball will see the point of marching.

I definitely noticed this. I’m in the Denver area, where teachers are set to strike on Monday and I’ve been trying to figure out exactly what they’re asking for and it seems to solely be higher salaries. I don’t know enough about the financial details to comment on them, and I’m sure every publicly-employed teacher in…

What I love, and what I hope people notice, is that they were striking to demand things that help the STUDENTS, not so much the teachers. In other words: teaching- we DAMN SURE don’t do it for the money.

A gun that shoots glitter!

And are your friends like, “Sorry you can’t make it, but you’ll still consider being godparents, yes? And babysitting?”

I remember having a discussion once with an elderly lady who insisted that fraternal twins of the same sex did not exist; all twins of the same sex were identical.

I’m a mid 30s twin, and I’m here to tell you people freaking out about twins never ends. I still get YOU’RE A TWIN?! Your sister looks just like you, that must be WILD!!!! 

Ugh. I’m reminded of that episode of Sex and the City with Tatum O’Neal criticising Carrie for being upset about losing her shoes at a baby shower. The number of occasions on which single, childless adults fork out for their married, breeding friends without reciprocation is mind boggling.

My contrarian reaction to this is to throw a “gender-reveal” party, prep a normal lasagne, and when cutting into it point to the yellowish bits of pasta and declare the child non-binary.

I would not eat it because I will never go to a gender reveal party. I am very clear with everyone. I do not care one whit about your spawn.

Trump knows that without wall he’s politicly dead so now he’s pathetically begging for it.

I love Shonda but she totally did make her have a brain tumor/hallucinating Jeffrey Dean Morgan/Ghost-sex plot. It was was of the most painful Greys plots and that is including all of Dr Reed Adams screen time. 

Another big Caravan heading our way. Very hard to stop without a Wall!

I don’t think it was the Knocked Up stuff as much as the perceived feud, real or not, with Shonda Rhimes. Not just the salary negotiations, but the rumors that after Knocked Up, she thought she was getting bigger than the show and wanted off to do movies full time. Combined with the whole ‘I didn’t submit myself for…

Eric not being involved is also telling. He knew if both Ivanka and Junior went down, he’d get everything, so he stayed out of it.