That’s also a vintage from 11 years into the future. “On Earth, it’s May 11, 2256, a Sunday.”

Ah, a fine reference to a fine episode of Star Trek.

How the fuck did this article get posted with not a single picture of the subject matter in it?

Shh! It’s not a silent killer if you tell everyone about it!

If you have Nazi leanings, the history of comics fucking hates you. There are are at least eleven men, eleven Jewish men who are key to the progression of this business:

One reason is because of the Lost Cause.

You want to know why Owen hates Obi Wan?

I feel like you could have boiled this whole article down to:

I might care if I knew what lamp shading meant.

I thought the prequels had some of the most interesting world-building ideas of the SW films that just never came to fruition. Lucas asked designers to make an underwater city with an amphibian race, and it was beautiful. Darth Maul was a perfect original character design, etc.

Or the “You’re playing into their hands!” crowd, you know, because not playing into their hands has been so effective. Or, you know, as if we should fucking care, anymore, about what they think of us since they think that about us, anyway.

There’s nothing even in the extended realm of mathematics that suggests that space-time’s relationship to light will change at all. The rule is: space-time can do whatever the hell it wants to do, and everything that exists in spacetime from our perspective is unable to be accelerated past C.

Seriously...STFU. This is fucking terrorism. Here...by your logic, here’s the Webster’s Dictionary definition of Terrorism:

Seriously, how are these idiots ungreyed?

So it’s terrorism when a brown person shoots a bunch of white people because they “hate us” but it’s not terrorism when a white person shoots brown people for the same reason?

Something tells me that California is completely unaware of the status you’ve awarded it.

Short version—there’s no incentive to make full retail waves because there’s no movie and the buyers at big box stores like Walmart, Target and ToysRUs want movie tie-in waves to help the product move.

In these trying times, it’s great to see we can all still unite and hate Duke.

General strike. Shut EVERYTHING down. We cannot let this go any further. Everyone in the streets. See you there!

“Maple-humping ice farmers” is just a fantastic insult.