God dammit this was beautifully well written. If you could take my inner rage and harness into human language, this is what it would look like.

Yes! Sorry, I should have made that clear. ER doctor said he recovered on his own.

My 8 year old son aspirated water on the same day the referenced story broke. He had been swimming for four hours straight (in retrospect - we should have made him take breaks like they do at public pools). Several minutes after exiting the pool he began vomiting, having chest pains, was dizzy, and coughing like a 100…

My children are being raised in a nice, level-headed environment which is engendering high amounts of self-confidence and esteem while imparting myriad stress-reduction mechanisms aside from substance abuse.

Alternative: Move the hell away from the South to someplace like California.

Did he throw another sideline tantrum? Those are the best.

I am willing to bet a good sum of money that after 52 more weeks of President Trump, you will feel completely different about #CalExit.

I think the appropriate notation is 45*.

Most liberal whites don’t watch Fox News, so they are unfamiliar with Kelly’s racist brand of journalism. They only know she feuded with the Marmalade Mussolini so they assume she has integrity.

Alt Facts from the Alt Reich

He wasn’t charged because it was a Nazi “false flag” operation. The dude that punched him was in on it.

Calling Nazism a “political opinion”.

In case you missed it, he listed the following as his enemies:

Actually, you are wrong. No one accused anyone of being Russian until Trump started taking his orders from Moscow. Trump’s advisers make 5 calls to the Kremlin every day. Trump expresses his love of Putin every chance he gets.

Remember the dude that got into Buzz Aldrin’s face and said the moon landing was faked? He got punched.

Starred a thousand times.

Are you going to point out Democrats supported slavery in the 1800s for your next bad analogy act?

Yet you think genocide should be tolerated. Suuuuuuurrrrreee.

Is this like the people who made excuses for the murder of a black kid in a park by a cop? Or do you only support state sponsored violence?

Last time I checked “ethnic cleansing” was a crime.