At least they dumped the plan to redesign the Vulcans with long hooked noses and dark sidecurls.

God dammit this was beautifully well written. If you could take my inner rage and harness into human language, this is what it would look like.

Beautifully said.

Because in 2017, Captain ‘Merica being a fascist asshole fits with the broader zeitgeist of the times. All he is missing is a fucking Twitter account and an orange paint job. He already has a legion of micro- penised losers who can’t think critically.

Why does that need to be illustrated when a show like Underground can’t find a sponsor?

Don’t you Z?

#BringBackStevie

This is so easy. How about this - New Hope Owen is reaveled to be the real Obi Won, bitter and angry from failing to stop the empire, who swore off the path of the Jedi to marry and raise Luke. He is going to fix his past sins by not letting Luke ever be a Jedi.

Incesturbation unless one clone is a minor, then it’s paedoincesturbation.

Wait, is that actress the woman who made her boyfriend kill himself?

But what if preferences were the only thing that counted? Rather than a predetermined universe, life itself was nothing more than a system of decision making with a directional arrow that slightly favored self organization and higher complexity. An aggregate of trillions of trillions of trillions of decisions leads to…

Since mathematics itself is fundamentally broken and filled with paradoxes, I can’t fathom why the universe needs to be mathematically “workable”.

Good luck coming up with an experiment that shows everything is predetermined. Although it could explain the Fermi Paradox and why we are not overrun with Von Neumann probes. The AI Singularity said, “What’s the point?” and self destructed.

The term “lampshading” comes from a 1950s movie in which the wife of the male protagonist tries to drive him crazy by spending all of their money on lampshades.

According to the Internet, it’s when celebrities wear pants tucked into thigh high boots.

OMG! How did this get past the Comics Code Authority? I’m calling my Congressman to stop this deviant corruption of our nation’s youth!

Can confirm - it was horrible. I could tell you the plot points and your imagination would substitute better.

Or authors and artists could, you know, create their own universe to play in. Part of the appeal of Star Wars is the familiarity. It’s like walking into a newly renovated McDonalds and complaining that the decor isn’t boutique artistic bistro. It may be uninspired but it’s a hell of a lot better than the sticky…

Yes! Sorry, I should have made that clear. ER doctor said he recovered on his own.

My 8 year old son aspirated water on the same day the referenced story broke. He had been swimming for four hours straight (in retrospect - we should have made him take breaks like they do at public pools). Several minutes after exiting the pool he began vomiting, having chest pains, was dizzy, and coughing like a 100…