To paraphrase, for any old people that don’t quite get Kickstarter:

Wrong school, they’re the Wildcats

This is the Kansas State Wildcats. Not the Kansas Jayhawks. I applaud the effort, though.

the Iraqi army, peshmerga, the U.S., Turkey and Iran, are all doing the absolute minimum

No, you’re not the only one noticing the pre-existing wang in those shorts.

This. People get too high and think about bad shit and would rather get stupid and sloppy instead.

Controversial opinion: weed isn’t nearly as interesting as people think it is.

I’m guessing most people don’t realize how difficult (emotional, financially, etc.) the adoption process can be. A couple I’m friends with adopted three siblings from foster care about two years ago, and have worked hard to make sure the kids, who came from a tough background, have the emotional and educational…

Transracial people can be prejudice the same way transgender people can be sexist. It doesn't mean she isn't what she says she is....

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

Read All-Star Superman.

You stalk your fridge?

Combat is often used to add variety, but survival game combat tends to be frustrating, which discourages players from engaging with it.

No, I love these. Can you do Christian Sororities next? I went to a Baptist college.

Ellen has posted the same pics thinking they are cute.

Only an idiot would take that picture as evidence of the Palin's abusing their pets.

I'm sure this site full of dog lovers were just as angry at The Ellen Degeneres Show posting a photo of a kid doing the exact same thing.

Having a little kid stand on you isn't really that bad. The dog is visibly unfazed by it. I feel uncomfortable using people's children to attack them for their politics. Now he's going to grow up feeling like he's been labeled a dog abuser just because of this petty political nonsense.

She shouldn't apologize and I'm glad she didn't. There was nothing remotely hateful about her use of the word. And here you all sit at your fucking computers insulting her as as a person and as a comedian - who is hateful now?