I can barely watch the trailer

I have to cut all these onions for my mid-day office snack!

All insurance ads need to be banned from TV. Each big agency has at least three campaigns going at once and it's infuriating. Shut the fuck up State Farm I already have ok insurance stop spending money on advertising

Better yet, make your own canned bread. I made this just last Saturday to go with some Irish cabbage soup. The lighting in my kitchen is terrible.

I remember seeing the gorgeous trailer for ‘Breath of the Wild’, and knowing I’d have to get the game, especially as I was already going to buy the Switch for ‘Mario Kart 8' and ‘Super Mario Odyssey’. But even as I watched it, I had the sinking feeling it was a game I’d just be terrible at playing. I’d tried some of…

Blues Brothers 2000 is pretty terrible but he more than holds his own vocally.

The CGI creature was the Nicholas Cages we made along the way.

I think the fact that he does see them as soulless, money grabs sort of shows that he hasn’t seen them. I’m not a huge Marvel fan, and I get that they may not be high art, but at least the MCU movies have had a different sensibility about each of them. They differ in tone and style. Yes, there are “dictated” elements…

Nothing worse than incompetent bosses who break shit because they think they know better.

This will be the first weekend in 13 years I do not post on Deadspin.

I checked and posted multiple times per day EVEN ON VACATION or when supposedly unplugged.

Deadspin FOREVER

But can I still drink while my favorite website implodes because a couple of limp-dick assholes would rather fuck it’s dead corpse than stick to what has worked for nearly two decades?

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

I’m just gonna go ahead and interpret this as one last Foodspin for the road.

*chef's kiss*

From a comment I just made which applies.

Everything you ever liked is bad and you are bad for ever liking it.

Definitely with you regarding produce and cheese. (So, so many cheese impulse buys…) 

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

I can tell you from personal experience, sometimes people open up to strangers. They feel like this other person is displaying such empathy and lack of judgement that they divest themselves of pain and pathos in such a way that they would never do to their closer friends. That kind of raw opening can lead to a closer…

From my perspective, I’m thinking Prince referred to him as that, trusting him enough to co-write his memoir. But with that quote, Dan probably realizes he would’ve truly known him better if their relationship had lasted beyond a mere three months.