And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

Nobody seems to care about the fact that there are men out there that are being manipulated by these women.

Oh he’s got no problem spending money. As long as that money goes to the “right” people. And by “right” people I mean white and wealthy.

Agreed. Trump is an idiot who hurts people through his blundering and greed, but Mitch seems to have sat down and carefully planned out how best to erode democracy and build systems of exploitation.

In many ways, Mitch McConnell is worse than Donald Trump.

I MUST KILL THE QUEEN

It’s ok, Nats fans. Should they lose in Houston, just remember that the real treasure were the boos rained on diaper-baby presidents along the way.

Donald Trump Gets Boos

The best thing about this is that it will eat away at him way, way, way more than things like “credibly accused of being a Russian asset” or “revealed almost daily, often by his own idiotic admission, to have participated in criminal activity.”

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

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Fixed! 

“And when I say brother, I don’t mean it like an actual brother, but in the way that black people use it. Which I think is more meaningful.”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

This would be the equivalent of fining me $1 to stop punching Betsy DeVos in the face.  I’d happily pay and keep on punching.

There’s really no punishment severe enough. As a relatively new father this has me really fucked up.