That would be accurate. The metal detector is set to make the random selections a certain percentage of the time.

And you’re an unnecessary fuckwit, how adorable. I’ve been on the other side, genius. I have done the job and watched others firsthand. I think we’ll be taking my word for it.

I’m willing to give a little on the bread slicing. I have never, ever sliced two remotely even pieces of bread. My knife tends to veer off and cause me to shorten the end of at least one piece. I’m a fucking monkey trying to use tools for the first time. And it gives me sooooo much OCD.

Just keep in mind that you’re talking about foreign ports, not US ones, so you’re dealing with something entirely different than TSA.

Your record doesn’t enter into anything. TSA doesn’t have that access. If the cops get involved and have to do a check on you, that’s the only point your record will matter.

That is not how that is supposed to be done. Officers are instructed, and I can vouch for it being done repeatedly, to NEVER do that taste test of breast milk nonsense. That would ensure disciplinary action and possible removal. I have seen it written, it is very express.

If you have pre-check, then you just have bad luck these days. Pre-check uses varying rates of randomness to account for the fact that most people aren’t going through the scanner.

Having been on the other side of that, it comes off as rude when you do that. Intent is irrelevant; when you’re cutting someone off to tell them to just get on with it, it’s rude. Your intent doesn’t matter. And you’re showing your ass there with that sexual assault comment. It is not a national security issue, it is…

*knuckle crack* The former TSA officer will jump in here.

I still think that Kate will date Kara before she ever dates Alex. Or at least they’ll have a fling.

Barry was never going to die, or if he did/does it won’t take. What is key is that we know that, but he doesn’t.

What’s funny about Lucifer’s razzing is that there is a Hellblazer comic that specifically states that Constantine is pronounced that way. I enjoyed that reset a great deal.

”It was nice for Constantine to pop in, though.”

I feel like ultimately that if Eastwood wasn’t casting an absurd narrative on its deceased reporter, this whole thing might have been avoided. But he decided that’s how women get things in the world because reasons, so here we are.

Well here’s the thing, they’re the only defendants that didn’t settle with Jewell in the flurry of lawsuits he tossed out after he was fully cleared. There’s information about it and its impact on case law on the Jewell Wikipedia page.

Not all that many years ago, I believed firmly that it couldn’t happen here.

Dude definitely deserves some credit for following through on this entire thing. Michael, you’ve done a very good job at this, and kudos all the way around because most people in his position would ignore your article, or otherwise just not engage. And then he comes on this with you, a person who is clearly not going…

Homemade latkes all day. My mom has invited us to partake on the 28th. I will be there with an empty stomach and ready to roll.

When I saw this through Ryan’s YouTube(I get subscriber notifications) I didn’t know what it was referencing until later in the day. I’ve seen the Peloton ad, but it dislodges from my brain immediately after so I never made the connection. With context, though, this is funny as fuck.

Well, this is awkward since it originated two years ago.