Shit, you didn’t say Pennywise in the headline. That’s fucked up.

This is truly one of the most glaring of examples of how dangerous stupidity can be. This is also the kind of bullshit the republican party has been sowing for decades with their nonsense “FREEDO!M!!!!111111 and PERSONAL LIBERTIES!!!! talking points. These women will cause deaths. They either don’t care, or are too…

Mine is an almost.

I gotta say too; my son is four and Tink here sounds very articulate! I bet he speaks better than kids three grades higher. My kid can talk in complete sentences, but not with that level of deep thought and articulation. Kid could be a legit child prodigy, and yet here come the Texas racists to push him down.

Don’t kink shame.

Money is truly the root of all evil.

Becky?

Biff and his ilk make Twitter money. They keep Twitter topical. Twitter will never shut them down, no matter what they do. It’s literally his shoot someone in the middle of 5th avenue metaphor. It’s the one thing he’s right about in this life.

Still not enough to convince the Republicans or the NRA that their cause celebre is fucking ridiculous.

Sweet monkey jeebus.

When I clicked on the article, that is basically the story I figured I would get. Partly because it made sense, and partly because Rob Pelinka is stupid enough to take Kobe’s night of Ledger completely incorrectly.

I support this idea 100%. I used to do it all the time even when I wasn’t reading, cuz the announcer was Ernie Harwell, and after Kell and Kaline left the broadcast booth for TV, there was no reason to listen to anyone else.

Bailey's makes creamer.

Jeez Paul, why not just wear a sign that says "I'm a racist" on you at all times? Cuz that's one goddamn racist take.

Phew, tough one...you all had something on your list that I’ve never had before. I gave Aimee the edge because even though, in her case, it was her 1st round pick(5th rounder for the others), she had the overall group I felt strongest about.

That would not shock me.

Who in the fuck is running things over there? Sounds like it’s monkeys and typewriters, except in this case the typewriters are solely ban buttons.

A bit more balls from a prosecutor in Indiana than the one in Michigan, who had a freaking dead child and is doing fuck all.

Anything to not hold the cops accountable.

I am to this day incapable of doing spaghetti without shaker parm.