The same is true for an Elvis.

-His hall of fame derp face

Our reality has gotten so twisted and buttfucked, that I would not be surprised if the Steelers and Dolphins finish with the two worst records, allowing the Dolphins to pick 1 and 2 in 2020.

Look, Eli is a Hall of Famer.

 I do a lot of the same. I watched the Alec Baldwin roast, and I was good with everything except Adam Corolla being a fucking tool for the exact sort of reason you’re talking about.

I consider it to be the first viral video, whether it actually is or not. It definitely was for me, though.

Personally, I belong to an ancient secret society called “No Homers.”

This...might need to be a thing. It’s not an issue on most of my games, but playing Mario U has caused me a lot of accidental button pushes when I’m trying to react in a hurry. My fingers are long, too, so hand cramps are reality if I push a long stretch of play on that game.

Well these hands aren’t just for attracting mates!

The idea that shit-talking a candidate during a primary harms them in the general was probably never very true, and most assuredly isn’t true at all now.

I have it from a reliable source that his surgeon is going to be Dr. John Zoidberg, MD. So it’ll probably turn out like this:

Detroit dick moves? Well, there’s the People Mover. There was Kwame, the City Council...list goes on.

What’s weird for me is that I’ve lived in Detroit my whole life minus one year, but I can count the number of times I’ve gone to Lafayette on one hand. And it’s not for lack of going downtown. Same thing with how few times I’ve been to Slow’s. I think they just ultimately haven’t been the areas we typically go to when…

Obviously the people who are in charge of making these decisions at Twitch are complete fuckwits themselves, or they'd toss these asshole complaints into the trash where they belong.

I was saying Boo-urns.

I know lying is like breathing for Pence and his orange overlord, but why bother concocting an easily disprovable lie about a race horse, of all things?

Wasn’t competing, was agreeing with a bunch of personal experience to back you up.

See, I’d think it would be figured out on the basis of ingredients. If it is indeed fully vegetarian, and I’m assuming it is because I’m not motivated enough to look it up right now, it should seem self-explanatory. I don’t keep Kosher, never have cuz dad’s not Jewish, but I’ve attempted to apply basic logic in…

I’ve got a bunch of places around that serve them like that, and they’re perfect no matter how they look.

Don’t forget bats, the chicken of the cave.