Yikes, hang in there dude.

It was actually easier for me to game when my son was younger; before he started really getting around. And when his naps were twice as long as they are now. (He’s 4)

+1 would have also accepted MK1 Scorpion doing this

+2 collapsed towers

*checks video release date*

That’s fantastic. Really happy for him.

Joe Biden Is A Doddering Old Mummy With A Skull Full Of Dumpster Juice

Since the album finally came out,

10. Getting hit by a bus

Maybe on the field, but the front offices of both would still need to be lined up and shot.

Fett with two T’s, the well known Dutch bounty hunter.

Between Bossk’s hissing and IG-88's robot noises, the improvement would be barely noticeable.

Ah, you must work at BenJarvus Green-Ellis. Good law firm.

Rodger Sherman celebrated his comeback in dayenu form at SB Nation during the 2015 NBA Playoffs

My brother and I were probably the perfect age for the original Gladiators. We loved it, and watched the reruns all the time too. Like you, some of those moments are still in my memory because they were so epic.

If they're gonna burn a sacrifice, may I suggest they use Kobe?

Making them buffoons was how Mel Brooks did it, so it’s good by me.

It’s the Violent Torpedo of Truth tour you never wanted.

Yeah, Jezebel had this one.

Well, Mario Maker isn’t my bag, so it won’t bug me not to get into this mode.