Sorry, I speak jive, not dumbass.

Oh hai, Mahk!

Here’s how I see this; the female super-spy is not a new idea. As pointed out further down, there have been several such films just in the last year or so. And of course, Black Widow’s role for the last 11 years.

The fact that he is using the Lions is the explanation for literally everything that happened.

For the guy missing fingers, I worked with a guy for a long time who was missing most of his forearm, so he wears a prosthetic.

I thought we already had the diagnosis, “Biff Brain,” for the POTUS.

That rattling you hear is his tiny brain rattling around in that abnormally sized space.

See, the whole tanking thing always gives me a chuckle, and I remember how the Lions were not tanking when they went 0-16. They were just incompetent at coaching and had no QBs or luck.

To be fairrrrrrrr.....

This very much reminds me of the Lions/Cardinals game.

FFS.

1997?

AAh, at last the inevitable. What an absolute shit show. Like Yakov Smirnoff opening for the Spin Doctors at the Iowa State Fair shit show.

Somewhere, Terrell Owens wipes a tear of pride from his eye.

And they call us liberals the “snowflakes.” That shit is about as snowflakey as you can possibly get.

In the guest room in my parents’ house.

I love deviled eggs and I’ve made a pig out of myself at parties before. So can confirm.

I’ve still not gotten the appeal of Yoshi’s Island. I got it on my classic, and I started it but it didn’t grab me in the typical Mario game sense.

I feel you; it’s a real Catch-22. The arguments can really go both ways, and with the information we have, there’s no clear answer. Diana even alluded to such. Once they were unable to conclude who hurt the boy, he was basically in the clear as far as punishment from his employer.