Two words as to why I will not: Chad Kroeger.

Video, video, video.

Watch out, or someone will dub this “Wordgate.”

First thing I thought of. Good man.

You can almost pinpoint the exact moment his brain short-circuits and starts spewing out random ones and zeroes.

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Sounds like a trip to Temecula is happening!

They only care about the actual stuff, not the hemp or the food or whatnot.

It took an extra twenty years or so, but we finally are bearing witness to what it would have been like if Biff owned an NFL team thanks to him.

RCR is one of my all-time favorites. I spent many an hour making Alex and Ryan utter badasses, and making sure I kicked the ass of every optional boss.

Fuck yes. I replayed RCR so much, I’m surprised I didn’t destroy the cartridge.

Good for you.

That is exactly what happens. You’re held and then turned over to law enforcement. What goes on after that? Can go a couple ways. But you’ll definitely not be carrying it on board in the end, and you’ll likely be cited.

Now remember, just because he hasn’t had it fingered doesn’t mean he hasn’t had it eaten, so he could still have played for Detroit.

Even if Melania accused him of spousal rape and torched his ass on the way out the door, these fools wouldn’t care. He’s a full-on demagogue now, there’s no stopping it, there’s no reasoning with it. And the failure of many members of the press to do their job, while others are bullied and hit with accusations of…

Baldwin and Ford are the only way I can see that character. Clancy wrote a ton of Jack Ryan books by the end, but in none of them was he this. This insistence to repackage him is screwing his entire mythos.

I can’t remember any of my bad date meals, but one time I decided to treat my girlfriend at the time to a homemade lobster dinner.

Former TSA guy here.

What surprises me most in that list is that he actually only threw one of those for Houston. Growing up, I associated him with Houston so directly, that it always seemed like when they talked about his no-nos, that he had done two or three at least for the Astros.

The NFL obviously doesn’t give enough of a shit, and is hoping that the optics will overshadow everything. “See, we’re doing it!” is more important to them than “doing it” with organizations that are actually useful.