Yep, gotta add at least two zeroes to the end of this number for it to come close to meaning something.

My buddy does Piano Man. He is required to substitute one of the choruses for the Ode to a Superhero lyrics.

Pitter patter.

I get King of Pain and Dragging on my work radio.

I have done this with Headline News and You’re Pitiful. However, it will NOT work for Amish Paradise; Gangsta's Paradise has one more verse. Also, She Drives Like Crazy is actually longer than the original.

Apparently your brother thought that if you could dodge a screwdriver, you could dodge a ball.

“You people are all fucked in the head.”

Smartphones!

I remember when the blowhard was certain all three of them would be all-stars. Now him and the other two are in obscurity where they belong, and the only one to make the NBA in the first place has been exiled to New Orleans.

I believe it. I worked in government for 13 years. I have an English degree, and may be about to publish my first novel. E-mail communication with some of these people was baffling, and in some cases nearly incomprehensible. I would literally think at times, “Am I the only one around here who understands how the…

Good stuff; have several of these on the classic, but nothing wrong with being able to take them with when I go someplace.

I was immediately reminded of “Get a brain, morans!”

It’s a very solid notion that British Parliament is full of dysfunction, but despite it, it is still is getting its base duties done.

Wow, there’s a lot going on there. I think I grew a tumor.

I ditched TB for Del Taco cuz the one by me is fucking awesome. I’ve heard that’s not always the case, but that’s my suggestion.

Look, I think we can all agree that ALL HAIL THE FUCKTOMB.

I legit laughed out loud when Reaper cued up, and that began my lifelong love of the song. Fun fact; a passage from Reaper is featured in the pre-book portion of the Stand novel.

Not gonna lie, thought that was a woman til I read the article.

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Texas!