I’m astounded that folks aren’t getting this reference. 

If I had a time machine, I wouldn’t use it to go back in time to hit on my mother or pretend that I, not Chuck Berry, invented rock n’ roll. I would send people like Stephen Miller back in time to learn some historical empathy from his refugee ancestors.

And leave him there.

Whenever I roam through my town calling out, “Bonjour, bonjour!” the locals always whisper amongst themselves about how strange I am. Actually, rather than whispering, they do a whole song about it? What can I do about this?

The water is why it tastes weaker. No water means only milk. The standard drink with hot water dilutes the milk. So if you enjoy it full milk order no water (that’s how I like it too) 

i worked at a starbucks for about a year. if i’m recalling correctly, a regularly ordered hot chai latte involves a liquid chai concentrate + hot water + hot milk. so when you order “no water” it’s the same exact amount of liquid chai, but more steamed milk, which is what’s altering the taste. when ordering at my…

Tim McCarver will cure you of that

1/8th mile workers?

I am not a government worker. I sell IT equipment for a living. My two best clients work on contract with many agencies of the federal government though. This is where a majority of their spending comes from. One of them has now been cut down to working only 5 hour days and obviously neither are purchasing anything.…

It was the top show in six cities: Arizona, Iowa, Maine, Nevada, New Hampshire, and South Carolina.

So it’s the real life equivalent of Get Out

Ah, shit, my Golden Griffins are gonna lose by a hundred points.

Playing at Marquette on Friday night, gonna be a good game 

I mean, UCF was the national champion last year; what more do you want?

But you’d have to make the season one week shorter to squeeze in an extra round and we’d lose historic rivalries like Clemson-Furman.

In the first one, that knee definitely also goes way up. trying to take out Arcia. The argument could be made that it was a natural byproduct of the slide (same with the hand), but then you see the second slide where both the hand and leg stay down because Arcia wasn’t there, and the argument loses some steam. I’m…

Milwaukee has beer if they wanna promote another hyper local dish to expand upon go for the kringle. They’re great and no one else has them in the US as far as I know.

That’s true, but there was no such thing as Chicago or St. Louis style pizza, either, until people insisted on it for long enough.  Embrace your pizza, Milwaukee!

You know the (totally mythical) story about how NASA spent $20 million to develop a pen that would work in space? Well Hulu took it too literally and spent $20 million on a Penn that doesn’t even make it to space.

Can we please stop with the Serena worship? She’s a titan of tennis, a superb athlete, but she’s not without flaws, without her faults. She’s petulant, and this isn’t the first or worst instance of abusing an official in her career.

This article is terrible.