Easy. Zero.

I wouldn't even call it shaming, it's just sort of a herd instinct thing. I remember my kindergarten had a uniform, which I didn't quite match (my jumper was a hand-me-down, like two shades lighter than the other girls') and even though none of the kids ever said a word (probably didn't notice) about uniforms or…

I was surprised how young this starts.

Virginia's speeding laws are indeed insane and he didn't deserve to be incarcerated for three days, but George's story reminds me of so many gearheads who overestimate their own ability then try to invent their own reality to explain the circumstances. That scenic country road that was "TOTALLY EMPTY" but is somehow…

Never challenge fictional characters to a contest of strength; it never works out.

I prefer the spots way out in the lot away from all the selfish people that bang their doors into cars. I also notice I always get into the store before the people that go hunting for the closest spot.

who's andy cohen?

This comes up every time there's any debate. I honestly couldn't care less how people pronounce it, but acronym pronunciation isn't affected by the pronunciation of the letters in the word. Hence, it's not "jay-feg", even though the P is for "photographic". Pronounce it how you want, but don't use this flawed "it's…

Yep, this looks very easy if you have a uniformly-shaped item and paper that is pre-cut to the exact correct dimensions. Let me see this same person do this with an uncut roll of paper and a kid's toy that is packaged in a box that not only has multiple oddly-shaped and angled facets, but also multiple large open…

Bill Gates! Mark Zuckerberg! Larry Ellison! Nate Bennett!

I gave up at 10:38 pm.

Yeah, there really aren't happy endings. They more or less range from "not as bad" to "absolutely depressing".

I mean, the two I've seen were VERY well executed, with great casts giving great performances. But goddamn, man. This shit is just way too bleak for me.

Man. It's really not too often you come across a literal first world problem.

It worked for Socrates.

I will most likely be buried BY a box of whoppers.

Cut him some slack. He had to come from his van down by the river and was all tuckered out.

We could have had a 2-out, bottom of the 9th comeback in game 7. The scenario every little kid imagines when they're playing around in the yard. We were deprived of that. Everyone lost tonight.

Giants fans aren't insufferable

Well not anymore