you son of a bitch

Look a little closer. Specifically, look at what foot he uses to kick the ball. Hint: It's not his right.

this is all because of the instruction of greg's soccer idol, Ted Lasso.

Here's an alternate angle that really shows off the technique. Man is the Europa League ever exciting.

As a Canadian, no way.

[pumps fist]

An eclectic musician's favorite team will never be Royals. They might be Giants.

Amen. While it may seem reasonable to teach your sons to be self sufficient future partners, is it too unreasonable to recommend people should also stop marrying useless fucktards?

If you have a gym that offers Body Pump that would be a great option. It's weightlifting but with a LOT of reps making it a pretty good cardio workout as well. I second the bootcamp option too, Nike fitness classes are also great and sometimes free depending on where you are.

Chuck Berry would have to disagree

The joke is, the crap that gets passed off as "country" today is pop through and through (albeit with an overdone southern accent.)

Well, yes, if your sample size is Harper and Stanton, Stanton wins. That's also true for Andrew McCutcheon and Freddie Freeman and Tulo and a bunch of other guys who are really good.

He only played 100 games this year giving him 200 fewer plate appearances than his rookie season and 100 fewer than last year. His season stats were right on track (~.270 BA, mid 20s HR, etc.); the only thing significantly different this year was his higher SO ratio.

Friendly reminder, dude hasn't turned 22 yet. We're all failures.

You sound like a lot of fun at parties.

I was searching for this post and finally found it. Thank you. Now I can move on with my day.

Would have been better with a Bob and Edith's reference.

My patience is shit today. F 30 second ads.

Most insufferable NLCS ever. Ugh.

Wasn't Thorton. It was Barrett. Weak research. And yes, I'm a bitter Nats fan.