Stop being nosy or conspiratorial. I know pro football teams have a very poetic conception of the “truth” and thus invite such speculation, but maybe it really is a personal issue that’s nobody’s business and has nothing to do with his playing.

I got a top of the line Dell last week and Microsoft can’t even get Windows to close the fucking lid of your laptop without draining the battery entirely.

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

Don’t forget the head coach who gets turgid at just the thought of running straight up the middle 35 times a game!

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

You guys have been going to this Warren Sharp guy a lot, and his stuff is really good! That being said, for whatever reason I always read it as Warren Sapp and there’s always a moment where I’m scratching my head wondering when Warren Sapp started offering good analysis. 

Yeah, multi-grain probably makes my top three.  Sawdust?  He’s reviewing the names without tasting them if he’s putting that forward to be taken seriously.

Multi-Grain is my favorite Cheerio, because of that hint of sweetness without tasting like an overly sugared cereal.

Then again, my favorite cereal of all time is Cracklin’ Oat Bran, so really, I’ve just been a curmudgeonly old man since my teens.

Whatever, man, I’m just looking forward to the train being a little less packed when I’m trying to get home. That it happens a month earlier now that the Cubs are out is just a nice bonus.

Fuck this shit.

Read it. Watched it. (twice) This hurts my brain. I have decent manual dexterity from playing guitar for a long time but I really doubt I could do this with any reliability.

If you’re talking widely available brands then definitely Claussen. 

I’ve lost counterpoint: What if they weren’t that great of an actor and that’s pretty much all they’ll ever be? Like, what’s Draco Malfoy or Hodor been up to?

Counterpoint: Why the hell should I waste the mental effort to remember the real names of any actors and actresses?

The Skins ARE kings of garbage time.

RIP Old Orchard Bagel. You are missed.

These kids showed initiative, planning, a good sense of direction, problem solving, teamwork and street smarts.

“That shit’s got some kick!”

That guy at the end could make a pretty decent “NOPE” gif. Someone get on it. 

I want to live inside this ad.