The Sex Cannon, hell yeah

Devin Hester taking it to the house on the first play of the Super Bowl was the most joy I have ever felt as a Bears fan. Shame they had to end the game right after that play and nothing else happened.

Would you rather trust Rex Grossman?

Well I like it!

Question - is it a stolen base, though? When it happens on strike three isn’t it just scored as advancing on the wild pitch or passed ball? The player doesn’t actually get credit for a stolen base.

I grinned so hard during the whole song that I think I briefly became Jack Nicholson.

For the record, Triscuits are thatched garbage

Quit trying to make that happen.

Yeah but did you see how fucking high he jumped?!?

I know food tastes are all subjective and what not, but this opinion is objectively wrong.

Blasphemy! Popeye’s is the fried chicken angels would eat!

Yeah, every time I’m in a restaurant the sign definitely says, “Employees must wash their hands... unless they used toilet paper. Then, it’s totally cool not to wash your hands.”

Yeah I respectfully disagree with this completely. I found Hopper’s behavior to be a new father who would have struggled with a teenage daughter (as many do IRL) in even the best of circumstances, and their circumstances are hardly ideal.

And Dustin gave us a middle finger wave for the ages.

I agree it dragged on a bit more than seemed totally necessary, but if nothing else, the pay off of Dustin’s friends taunting him with the song in the flash forward (when they were packing up) made it worth the walk.

Blasphemy! The “Neverending Story” duet was not only one of the most charming and entertaining scenes of the season, it was one of the most crucial to putting across the central theme of the season: the idea that in the face of oppressive pressure to stagnate and conform, it is actually good and valuable for people to…

I loved this moment. I started to lose it when the music came in to back them and the reaction shots from everyone really, really sold it. Joyce leaning her head against the wall and Murray slowly turning with a confused look was fantastic. This whole series is and has been an ode to 80's cheese so this worked for me.

Major asshole isn’t the same as ‘toxic’.
Mike fucking deserved it for being a smartass. Eleven didn’t, but Mike did. 

I know this is an unpopular opinion here in the Kinjaverse, but... Just act like a professional, and treat them as you would any other customer.

Isn’t this a lot like refusing to decorate cakes for occasions you don’t approve of, or refusing to dispense birth control for religious reasons?