Mind your business and move on if you’re hurt.”

I like the styling of the Mustang II. Some of you do too, and I know it. I can't be the only one. It's okay. We're in a safe place here. Let's talk about our feelings.

I bet you liked GoBots too.

This reminds me of one of my favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes:

Morticia is significantly taller than Gomez. Casting the 5'1" Ricci would limit the pool of potential Gomezes to Peter Dinkl- I’M IN. DO THIS, HOLLYWOOD.

An attractive woman in a revealing dress crawls on all four on a desk. In what way is being sexually aroused by it weird? Seems pretty standard arousing material.

Unpopular opinion: I kind of like it. The old one is beautiful and a classic, but is dated and very much looks like a kennedy-era livery, almost pan-amish. Its not overly patriotic (people are reacting as if its got a bald eagle carrying an AR-15 in one claw and a hot dog in the other on it), simple, and looks nice…

I know I’m not like wealthy, but I’m married with 1 kid, both of us have fine jobs, nothin extravagant. Most any new car appropriate for a family is out of reach unless we take one of those 200 month loans. Something tells me this wasnt the case when my parents were getting started.

Or cars in the last decade reached a point of “good enough,” like in the PC world.  Any Honda from this century will last you until the inevitable and simultaneous nuclear, climate, zombie and asteroid apocalypse. 

I’m sure declining sales have nothing to do with the $37,000 average car price.

One thing they ought to do is stop fucking worrying about recreating the situation from last year. They’ve managed to make this A Thing that we’re all going to have to deal with for years.

That’s fair. I probably should have focused more on the cap implications than the cash. But assuming the cap keeps rising, Wentz’s percentage likely won’t be all that high. The maximum average of the new money (i.e., the extension) is 17 percent at the time of signing. But it’s possible the Eagles structured it to…

The Patriots infrastructure he needs to re-create are having 3 other pathetic teams in your division, and thus a rubber stamp for the playoffs.  

You also get those psychopaths who deputize themselves and feel the need to slow down all fast drivers and “teach them a lesson” by having to follow them at 2 mph under the speed limit.

And from Kimbrel’s standpoint, he reportedly wanted 6/120 which was never going to happen. He’s been great, but the list of relievers that were better from 32 - 34 than from 28 - 30 is pretty darn short.

You wanna know what the best thing about tweels will actually be?

NATHAN Peterman? Are you telling me he tried to review a rain jacket but reviewed the rain instead?

This is actually leaked footage from Bambi 3. Bambi’s mom doesn’t die, but gets drafted by the Browns, which seems somehow sadder.

You should also check your insurance first. Mine (Geico) will give me a free tow once a month without affect my rates. If you need to be towed more frequently than that, it’s probably time to look for a new car.