a clown girl giving birth to an invisible baby while being guarded by mimes (whoa)

All they read was the headline. Then they jumped to trolling, and then get starred by the other trolls he beat to it. Keyboard warriors, one and all.

Really? No one else thought of this? I’m disappointed Kinja.

I would think most good to decent MLB hitters have the greenlight. You’re probably going to get a good pitch to hit. The pitch tracker showed it as a high, inside strike. Coming from a lefty it probably looked center upper half to Puig. Not a bad pitch to crush, but he missed it. Par for the course of power hitters.…

Thank you. Why must everything be black and white these days when the real world is just grey. I don’t care how you raise your kid. Just make sure he isn’t a little asshole.

If you’re cooking a whole turkey straight-up, no brining or deep-frying, yea that breast will end up dry because it takes too long to get the whole bird roasted. The better option are the boneless skin-on turkey breasts. Cooked on their own you can control it better and they turn out delicious and juicy, especially on…

I was going to say something similar, without knocking plain-janes. White meat is more visually appealing. Especially in something like a nugget or patty that used to be more mystery meat looking.

Cruizin Harlem, eating at Mr Beef, browsing CDs at Rolling Stones, and picking up chicks at the HIP. Those were the days. Mine were more mid to late 90's though.

Football = Walter Payton, Brady isn’t even the GOAT of QBs.

I really want to know if this is a viable option. It really seems the very equipment that is meant to protect is doing the most damage. I really would be curious if similar sports that don’t have the equipment, Rugby/Australian Football, do they have less concussions and CTE?

Free popcorn and drink refills. I got 5 people in my family. We go through that stuff a couple times. And of course the drink refill causes other needed breaks. I’ve learned to try and take end seats to not disturb others as much.

It’s been because of a change in the goal of high schools in this country. Used to be to just prepare people for life and to enter the general workforce. Then we began comparing ourselves to other countries, like Japan, and we got all worried that our people were dumb, and we would fall behind. That began the switch…

It’s cheap and kids eat for free. Though we have 3 kids and we have only eaten there once. Once.

I don’t have the data to reference, but I’ve been hearing that the shift actually isn’t working that well this season. That many times, just like in this instance, the pitchers end up walking the hitter. I guess they’re uncomfortable and are worried about throwing the one pitch that the hitter will take oppo.

The grossest thing about this picture is that bottle of Bud Light.

Gotta love NFL off-season optimism.

My bro-in-law has a Sportage. He likes it. It’s serviceable. A little heavy on the plastic in the interior, but styled like every other inoffensive small SUV. Not old enough to make a judgement on longevity though. Personally I kind of like the Optima.

Holy-cow, I thought you were kidding about the BOGO part. That’s awesome. Though I’m sure the free used car probably wasn’t much to write home about, and the price was probably just built into the price of the new Kia.

Jason, I made this comment before, but I’ll do it again because I think the idea is too good. You need to steer right into the people who get pissed that you’re making fun of their car. You need to do a “Why Your Car Sucks” blog in the vain of Drew’s NFL preview WYTS.