For him to understand that shirt, he has to press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

“Thats gotta be one charmin’ motherfucker. I mean way more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres.”

Pffft. Whatever. It doesn’t really change anything.

I didn’t know that FCA was implementing 2-step verification for gear selection.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess

That needs to make it into the movie some how ...

Man, seeing this and Aliens in the theater was an absolute joy. I can’t wait to watch this video over my lunch break.

“It’s the biggest vehicle I could buy per dollar.” -David Tracy

David, I am surprised you’re not planning to buy it and sail it across the Atlantic or something.

I remember when I was interning at Chrysler and went out to the Tech Center, I had to park my Mustang in “Competitive Vehicle Parking.”

Shouldn’t Bob have had to do the same?

I try to beat my friends using the Fitbit app... now I can beat it with my friends with We-Vibe.

Most beer drinkers this serious are ambi-drinkers.

Freak accidents at filling stations do happen.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

Ecclestone will remain until all his horcruxes are destroyed.

Gonna start using “That was an old me problem” in arguments with my girlfriend.

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