I liked 'Enterprise' better when it was called "Firefly"

Ooo, even better title: Speed eRacer

For years, my wife thought he actually conducted the experiment on cats. To be fair, I probably didn't explain it correctly (or didn't accent the phrase *thought* experiment enough).

The really weird thing is, this is what I saw Tuesday morning before checking into io9...

One the hand — Is that a shopping list?

Set your blasters to STUN-ning

"Speedier Racer" —

The official name was "Car-fu"

You forgot to mention THE CARS. It wasn't just that Speed Racer did a good job bringing the Mach 5 to life, or updating the design esthetic beautifully with the Mach 6, they created an entirely new — and surprising consistent — ecology of automobiles.

As much as I love this movie, I agree — if ever there was a candidate for a "Phantom" cut, it's Speed Racer. As frenetic as so much of the movie is, it could have been MUCH tighter

Umm, in his defense, Cameron DID shoot Stanton in the head.

Wait — so, how'd we get in THIS universe then? The temporal blast must have thrown us into an alternate timeline...

The movies produced in Canada from 1974 to 1982 are known as "tax shelter movies," due to the incredibly generous tax laws Canada had put in place .... It was bloated genre fare like the Neptune Factor that finally broke the system.

Nah, she's like Marvel's Taskmaster: Every time he'd learn a new ability, he'd forget something about his personal life. But the motor skills would always remain.

Sunset came early, now, at this end of Genevieve's World. A second horizon sheared off the sky as the Worldship grew, and on the outskirts of certain icefields, the long rays passed through two atmospheres and the pyroclastic glow rolling down from the nanoforges.

Even though I read a lot of Gibson's short stories when they first came out, I came to Neuromancer late ... maybe '88, '89? And I remember sitting in my car one night when the DJ decided to play the long version of Bonham's "The Disregard of Timekeeping," complete with the throbbing two-minute intro, and instantly…

Wait — there's an article that goes along with the picture?

Oh sure, that's what they WANT you to believe.

Coming into range ... now

I sent myself an email reminding to reply to this tomorrow