“The sanitation?”

Tyrion: “That’s what I do. I drink and gerrymander things.”

Basically just an astronomy club at this point.

The point is to ... watch the night?

“Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and Bran; egg, bacon and Bran; egg, bacon, sausage and Bran; Bran, bacon, sausage and Bran; Bran, egg, Bran, Bran, bacon and Bran; Bran, Bran, Bran, egg and Bran; Bran, Bran, Bran, Bran, Bran, Bran, baked beans, Bran, Bran, Bran and Bran; or Lobster thermidor…

It’s about the journey, man. 

At least they didn’t rely on a watery tart to establish a system of governance.  

Will a Saxon descendant of King Harold, please tell Queen Elizabeth to get her old wrinkly ass of the throne? That Viking-Frenchy usurper, Guillame Le Conquérant, had no right to the English crown.

I really hope they keep leaning into everybody just being weirded the fuck out by Bran. Dragons flying around and zombies on the march and nothing makes people more uncomfortable than the home schooled kid who cuts his own hair.

in what universe did papa johns ever make ‘medium-good’ pizza? the only pizza they ever were better than was dominoes, and even they turned it around and overtook them years ago. i will eat months old no-brand gas station pizza before i eat papa johns

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I think the law should be that you have to ask riddles about hamburgers.

Oh, dear God in heaven, when they start in on Wall Street. The Times will have include a sexual harrassment magazine with the Sunday edition. You’d have to be a New Yorker to realize how instantly despicable so many of those guys are. Their very existence is a form of harrassment, and that comes across when they’re…

Well. I can’t think of a single worst thing on this planet to be right now than Kevin Spacey. Nothing even approaches the disgust and loathing he deservedly must feel.

that you have a responsibility to carry out what you said in the campaign. That’s pretty much as much of a reason as the substance of the bill.

Let’s get ready to Kinjaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Having never played Magic: The Gathering, the only part I understand is the word “kitty”

For folks questioning “How the heck does this work?”

Saheeli Rai and Kitty are on the battlefield at the same time