I pretty much thought it WAS a reboot reading that description. Like, some studio exec has been waiting 40 years for THIS moment

What, no Jonathan E from the Houston Rollerball team?? This was supposed to be the year he retires!

“What have the 7 Kingdoms ever done for us!”
“Killed the White Walkers and save humanity?
“Ok other than that.
“Cured grayscale?”
“Alright other than save humanity and cure a fatal disease, what has Westros done for us lately?”

Jon Snow IS ... the Night Stalker

You mean the same people that complain intermissions cut into the ability to show a movie more often during a day but still put in 30 minutes of previews and ads before the actual movie starts — those people?

If I’m not mistaken, the last major studio release with an intermission was Warren Beatty’s “Reds” — and that was in 1981. I remember going to see it with my dad, and even then it felt like an old-fashioned throwback.

THAT said, I still argue to this day that Peter Jackson missed an huge opportunity to put an…

As someone who has watched their chosen industry (newspapers) collapse out from beneath my and my journalist friend’s feet, I feel Spielberg’s fear. I get it — and I reject it. And yes, while there is NO substitute for the communal experience of a like-minded audience sharing a cinematic event in a dark, isolated…

Sorry, that is BS. For a couple of decades now, the studios have burned off movies in theaters in February and August solely to meet contractual obligations for distribution before shipping them (then) straight to video or (now) straight to Netflix. Films whose only crimes may have been that they were greenlighted by…

Can we all agree that Kinja is worse than Ready Player One?

Thank you/

No, really.

I must be the bearer of unpopular news, but that classic opening in Star Wars owes it existence to ... Space: 1999. In the first season episode “Alpha Child,” a long alien ship approaches Moonbase Alpha in a dramatic overhead shot that goes on and on and—

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Yes but can you make a boardgame out of it?

Orrrrr you could just use Traveller

Damn. Just...damn.

^ This. Plus I squealed like a schoolgirl to finally see a Franz Joseph Dreadnought on the screen

The alt-future Enterprise-D was pure fan service — it was first and only time they pulled a design from Franz Joseph’s original Star Trek Technical Manual. (see, Dreadnought)

My wife’s suggestion just now —John Wick 3: Wick It Good

You could have stopped with “Directed by Dean Devlin” — those 4 words alone guaranteed this movie sucks.