"Alright, Sage — what do you got?"

Damn, there goes the beginning of my story ... guess I'll have to skip straight to the porn parody version

Because for some reason aliens only get basic cable — you need the next tier for love. You know, Cinemax.

My theory will be confirmed when future mathematicians start calling pruned p-branches a "bustle in your hedgerow"

And maybe they do not have this thing you call "love" on their planet, and need the hu-mans to teach it to them.

I'm not saying it's aliens... but it's aliens

>And don't fuck with Blayde's brother, Nyfe.

Who needs Parallel Universes when you have PARALLEL GUITAR NECKS!

And, if you turn the above graphic upside down you have either a map of the Misty Mountains of Middle-earth, or the logo to Starview 92 the most awesome Rock 'n' Roll station ever — all of which simply proves that Led Zeppelin still rules the multiverse, no matter how infinite.

Thank you, I've been saying this for years. Well, not that 'remakes are our greatest achievement' but that they are a central pillar of civilization. We think of the Arthurian legend as a specific set of tales stemming from Morte d'Arthur, but all Malory did was codify the best of 500 years of remixes, remakes,…

Every generation seems compelled to do their own film version of "The Three Musketeers" — all of them wildly different, both from each other and from the source material. (An earlier commenter said studios should wait 20 years between 'remakes', and here studios seem to agree.)

Herbert! Herbert! Herbert!

Also, is Rush supposed to be a gnome or half-orc? It's tough to tell at this resolution

I don't know about you, but I was kinda hoping to see Batman in a Batman movie. Sadly, you could have cut 2 hours out of Dark Knight Rises without losing a thing — just leave everything in with Catwoman.

One final thought on any re-reboot. It's pretty clear with the Abrams' movie that Paramount has reduced the franchise to a simple equation. Star Trek = Kirk/Spock/McCoy on the Enterprise saving the galaxy by themselves. Like Romeo + Juliet, you can get different actors, redesign the set, give it a modern spin, but it…

A huge problem with Trek in later years is that they hired competent people on the creative/production level (writing, design) who apparently came up with some great ideas — and who were subsequently overruled by either Berman or the suits at Paramount.

1) No more time travel stories. Ever.

Here here! So say all of us!

ipso fatso

What, no Kree/Skrull? No Shi'ar Empire? No Nova Corp?