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She got pregnant in the mouth?

They called the Veyron a Lambo, so I figured something should be misidentified as a Veyron.

Drink, damn you, driiiiiiiink!

Pretty sure that's a Veyron dude. And watch out for Pelicans.

I have to give credit where it is due.

Douchebags like this have no inner monologue and reasoning... Perhaps he didn't want to be annoyed going into the bar and any interaction whatsoever is perceived as a primal threat, the way a territorial lion reacts to another lion entering its domain. His brain did not stop to interpret what the guy said and

This is the kind of person police should be allowed to shoot on the spot.

Something about vampires, I think

I dunno, BMW's inline 6 hasn't evolved with the times, retaining an iron block until recently, and only getting ~300hp out of a twin turbo i6.

Hmm, should we start a pool on who comes first: Bieber or Tebow?

"Well I (unintelligible mumble)" and lyrics about being a blue-collar working man even though I live in a mansion and Democratic presidential candidates helicopter into my estate for fundraisers and the secret service has to shut down the entire Garden State Parkway between EWR and my mansion when they come by car

Yes, it would have been $15,000 in improvements.

A porcupine tastes good? Oh wrong joke.

I think this is the Pontiac Grand Prix sedan by the c-pillar and taillights (GM-10). But the a-pillar disagrees with me. However the coupe has blacked out a-pillars so maybe it's the sedan. I can't make up my mind coupe or sedan based on the greenhouse.

Baby bump, speed bump, vhat is difference?

Luckily "OOOO" spelled backwards is "OOOO"

I agree it would be nice but the fact is people like RIM/Blackberry because of the past. Look how violently people reacted to the BB10 not having a physical keyboard.

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