Not going to lie the best part of the first season for me was the main cast and setting. It had that southern Gothic feel going for it, and much of time it felt like I was watching a horror show because how creepy the cinematography made Louisiana feel. I feel like if the cast is up to it (and I think Farrell and…

I want to open a restaurant chain called “Flanders” where all the servers have to wear bushy mustaches and tight ski pants. And they will all be required to know sexy Flanders moves.

Thinking about opening a restaurant. I’m known for my cooking, and my friend is a baker with Mad Skilz. We are both big women (NOT girls) with ample boobs and butts. We want to call it ‘Booty’s’ for the Big Butt Enthusiast. Damn good food, smart waitresses and ice cold beer. And for the Sisters and Bros, we have a…

i have never watched this but if there was occult stuff i would be there with bells on

Am I the only one who hates when people ask "am I the only one" knowing full well that there are 7 billion people in the world and that no matter the context they are never the only one to do anything?

Poor Brooks. All alone. I haven’t been so moved by a man discovering he’s not the center of the universe since back in the 80s when Bob Greene discovered to his horror that having a baby meant that his wife wouldn’t automatically have dinner on the table when he arrived home every evening.

First of all, this is the best article ever! Dick webs! Fusty boomer pissbaby! Although I wish I hadn’t read the part where David Brooks used the word “sexiness” in reference to a seder, because what the hell kind of seders are you going to, Brooks? I have been to a lot of seders (53 1/2) and there was never the…

Jim Cooke is our everything.

I love the takedown of Brooks, but holy shit, that photo up top deserves every award possible.

*White* chocolate isn’t really chocolate. ;)

She probably opened it up to see what was wrong since it didn’t taste like artificial chocolate flavoring. Then she took the color as “proof” that there was’t enough chocolate in it. I know this particular brand of idiot quite well.

I hadn’t heard about Game Loading before this debacle, and am now interested in buying and watching it. It looks like it succeeds where Indie Game the Movie (aka “Three White Dudes Make Some Games”) failed in terms of showing the breadth of games and creators being fostered in the indie scene.

I was at work (which sadly has Kotaku banned but not a single one of the other sites. Pro Tip: you can still see banned sites by putting the address into Google Translate and clicking the link, but can’t comment) so I couldn’t share my own story in the previous thread, but I’ll do it here if the offer is still on the…

Thanks Tavarish. I was not expecting that. There is another story I would like to share but the roles were reversed. I was the customer this time.

WHY WHY WHY CAN’T MAJOR NEWS ORGANIZATIONS MANAGE TO COVER THIS SHIT PROPERLY???

When I worked at the Irish pub (managed the awesome, baseball bat-wielding Sinead), some of our regulars were a couple with their seven-year-old son. They’d usually come in on the early side for dinner, and they were just lovely people. Their son, Jake, in particular, was delightful. After the parents placed their…

Had my child perpetrated such a thing when he was small, you can bet I would’ve apologized, helped clean, and left a HUGE tip. I’m sorry that’s uncommon, damn.

My husband had to restrain me at a Disney World counter-service restaurant, where we waited in line to order for FIFTEEN MINUTES, and the people in front of me STILL had to lingeringly peruse the menu board which had been plainly visible to them for FIFTEEN MINUTES (did I mention we’d all been standing in front of it…

About three weeks after I started waiting tables at a place that served alcohol (had worked at places that didn’t - tips suck in those places), I was bringing drinks out on a Saturday afternoon to a party of 8 that was watching some game in our bar area. One of the 8 was a 5(ish)-year-old child. The kid was restless…