Surprisingly, you can get into huge arguments regarding Black Cabbage with vitamin Dio.

One day they’ll get internet hooked up to Trump Tower and then she won’t have to ask random strangers to see cock.

Are we absolutely certain that he knows he’s debating Clinton and not Obama?

Phil Kessel is a commemorative ticket lanyard away from being a dad wearing a Phil Kessel jersey.

Wow, I had no idea how hardcore the NYC chess scene was. I went down the rabbit hole of Youtube and now I feel like there should be some sort of Fight Club-ish Chess movie about roving chess master gangs and hustlers in NYC parks. Starring a down-on-his-luck greenhorn chess master trying to make it big, but first he…

I get it: the worst thing you can have is a vagina! Killer stuff.

Did you answer this ad? Is that how you got started with Trolls for Trump? You did, didn’t you!

Uzbekistan. The interpreter pointed me in the right direction. “You’ll smell it” he said. He wasn’t wrong. Along the path were piles of feces, bones, razor blades and assorted other detritus of the developing world. There was an outhouse of a sort. I typically pee behind them as I hate squatting over a hole and having…

Not disturbing, but super weird. There’s this bathroom in a gas station on Santa Monica Blvd. in I want to say West Hollywood right before Beverly Hills. It’s a crummy, grungy tiny corner gas station. Literally, a you need a key for the bathroom & it’s attached to a block of wood type place. Then you open the door to…

Role model

I love a good Cinderhella story.

Oh, I don’t. There are quite a few doctors over at Beth Israel, for example, who fit in that category.

I don’t believe it, it’s too much like a Marine Todd story with a longer time for the revenge. I was pretty pretty conservative in college (I got over it later when real life intervened) and although I was challenged, I was never mocked. I’m not saying it never happens, but too many conservative people like to have…

If you get outsmarted by Ryan Lochte, would still be smart enough to realize you’re an idiot?

Matt Lauer has always been terrible. He couldn’t even hold Ryan Lochte’s feet to the fire, and he was expected to handle Trump’s word salad? This show was always going to be a disaster.

honestly; the best troll in GM history.

I guess this didn’t stand out for me because I grew up around practicing Muslim families where some dressed more to the conservative practice, while the others did not...just as some Christian families did. Oddly, I think they caught more questioning than anyone else.

If blind items are to believed, he (allegedly) does it without being asked!