yes, the reporter sounds like an ass, not the coked out perv bar owner with a 2-way mirror in the ladies washroom for peeping. lol

Oh man, this is gonna suck so much. You’re letting the guy that wrote Holy Terror make a book called “The Master Race”.

I honestly want Slavic names to be presented, if their script is Latin script, exactly as they’re presented in their home language. I would prefer if we moved to refer to Praha as Praha and not Prague in English. I see where you’re coming from - it took a while, but I do now - but I do think that there’s a huge…

That luniz track is still the shit though.

Oh totally. And there I feel so many empathy feels. People in the U.S. can’t handle names that aren’t Joe or Sally and last names that aren’t like, Thompson.

I think what’s confusing me is that Czech (and all the Slavic languages I know) do this all the time. It’s completely normal here to take a foreign word and mangle it beyond repair to fit it into our orthography.

From the Houston Chronicle: Chick-fil-A franchisees are chosen based on how they fit with the moral, ethical and religious beliefs of the company’s owners. Getting approval to open a Chick-fil-A depends largely on how well you conform to the ethos of the company.

One time I ordered a 4-piece McNuggets and was given a 4-piece McNugget box filled to the brim with tartar sauce.

Cmon, beets are tasty, nutritious, and as a bonus with the red ones you get to see what your poo would look like if you were bleeding internally!

My parents used to manage a small restaurant for what had to be the dumbest restaurant owners in the known universe. One of their quirks (ok, signs of insanity) was that they had family recipes for things that included ingredients that no one would expect - fennel in large quantities in the chicken salad, tarragon in…

Brilliant!

A cough suppressant made him threaten to kill his wife. Just want to be sure we’re all clear on that.

Favorite overheard on the metro comment "Why are these people all in such a hurry? It's vacation!" at one of the busier metro stops for people commuters.

That's not limited to kids, although it is heightened in them. God forbid I should try to get a bagel in the morning before work during tourist season. People on vacation act like they've never seen a menu board, and somehow become blinded to the people walking towards (and behind them) as they saunter along a…

I think there is something about being away from home in groups that turns tweens and teens into morons.

Isn't the entire point of a Long Island that the mixture of alcohols results in a drink that doesn't taste like alcohol?

Why I give it leeway is that the story makes clear there was a car wash nearby. So there was ample opportunity to remove the yolk before it caused any significant paint damage.

Agreed. And the manager sending the gift certificate to the crappy restaurant is a genius.

The girl was being stalked and it probably made her feel very uncomfortable. If little mister gets his feelers hurt from being stalked by kids who refuse to listen to him tell them to go away I would call that both a college level life lesson and karma. My sympathy is with the girl.

My question is for all the people who may not like the way the mom handled this—what SHOULD she do? I think, as a parent of a young man, that this did not name names, was not insulting, was from a distance and was a teaching moment for her daughter. I am sure she already taught her daughter how to say "no", firmly and…