I still wake up itching my arms sometimes, 3 years after the last infestation.

Yeah but like people die because of Martin Shkreli being an asshole so other people being an asshole to him is completely justified. Like, she could’ve peed in his $120 tea under the table while he was in the bathroom and that also would’ve been justified.

Great. Can I wrap a used tampon around the door to a gun shop?

First and foremost you kinja name is fantastic and it made my day.

But I don’t see where he did that. Asserting that he was surprised is not the same thing as showing that he was. These quotes demonstrate nothing of the kind. What he says is that these were areas in which they connected.

mass layoffs at gawker and jezebel http://www.theawl.com/2015/11/accoun…

To be absolutely clear: I’m not defending this sentient piece of dogshit, and I totally agree with you that she shouldn’t be within a million miles of any kid (or, frankly, any adult. Or animal. Or tree. Or bacterial microbe).

When I was younger I was in favor of the death penalty, but over the years have come to oppose it. At first it was for political reasons, and I find now that it’s for moral ones. It’s wrong. A civilized country doesn't do this.

Now Penny and Leonard can get back together!

Matthew 6:24 “No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and money.

Cavuto: At least I have a brain to take over. My point is —

Ooooh are we posting our rings?

He’s not going to get a cot. They’ll just stick him to the roof of his cell every night.

I just quit drinking, there was a night where I remember doing shots without my hands by putting my whole mouth over the shot glass. Not sure if it was something I did because it was easier or if I wanted to see if I could. Another time I woke up with a bottle of Jim Beam on the floor with a straw in it, I still have…

It’s Book of Revelation, singular; not Revelations plural.

New house, new (dream) job, lots of new things going on that required me to re-focus on non-internet things. Busy meant less time! But I’ve finally hit a cadence at work that lets me have some off time.

I went through something very similar, only I had no idea that my boyfriend had any hangups about my body until (in a restaurant, while HE was eating and not me because I wasn’t hungry) he blurted out, “I know I don’t have a perfect body, but don’t you think you should exercise more?” Well, my body issues have always…

Oh, honey. I know this is none of my business, but I simply can’t help wanting you to run in the opposite direction as fast as possible.

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.