God, has no one paid attention at the gorilla exhibit? Feces. That’s what we throw at stuff that disturbs us, feces. Those Waymo cars would definitely leave our exhibit if we did that.

How about: requiring him to get his dick tattooed purple. The whole thing. Permanently and forever.

Oh, that explains it. He just didn’t know that dyeing a woman’s vagina purple was a bad thing to do. Who could know that without a special course in professionalism to tell them? I wonder if they covered that act particularly though? Or did he raise his hand and ask?

Not about law enforcement particularly, more an exploration of the many-worlds theory, and how a woman might be very different in different circumstances—but there is one woman/version of the character who is a specially-equipped assassin in an explicit war between the sexes, and there are some interesting scenes…

Because we deliberately have periods just to annoy people, kind of like teenagers playing their music really loud. So we should pay for it in every possibe way!

Please read the book called The Female Man, by Joanna Russ. There are scenes in there that will make you scream, but others that will make you smile and smile.

Yes, I learned that in a women’s studies class. If someone seems likely to attack you, it’s often best to just act very weird and odd: bark at them, fake a seizure, fling yourself against a wall and wail. I remember someone wrote about being on the subway with string dangling from her mouth. Nobody groped her when…

Yes, and the original account says what happened to the poop-in-the-gap, which seems like an important detail for a story like this. The poop was rescued from the space between the windows! Though the article does NOT tell us if the second flush did the trick. I’m at least glad to know that the poop didn’t end up…

There is also the thing that she’s a comedian, not a minister, rabbi, or our mom. It’s not her job to directly shape our personal moral codes and instruct our actions, is it? Comedy, when done well, just gives us a moment’s breather from our desperate anxiety and rage. I don’t know that it’s meant to always be a moral…

I was thinking that too.

Also think of what we’ve all heard about those tray tables. Your baby could catch 1,000,000 diseases from having its butt put there.

Maybe not ideal, but you didn’t endanger anybody else’s eating space with baby elimination products.

Based on the posts I’m reading here, it is inevitable that eventually someone will break into your house carrying a baby and change its diaper on your kitchen table. Close your eyes and think of England.

I am pondering though what a family could do with the plate full of puke. They can’t really take it to the kitchen and wash it off themselves. What should they have done? Presumably they didn’t plan for the puking to happen; kids just upchuck sometimes.

That’s terrible, but where DO you change a baby’s diaper on a plane? Don’t think I’ve seen changing tables in those tiny bathrooms.

Yeah, but how about the flip side of “don’t ask me to breastfeed in the bathroom; after all you wouldn’t want to eat your dinner there”?

Probably the wrong thing for her to do, but there ARE times when you gotta change that diaper or everything’s gonna start coming out of it, possibly onto the seat or whatever. if you’re on the bus, you can’t go home or to your car; you’re stuck.

Look at it this way, if everyone did this then her kid could have caught something from the LAST kid who was laid down bare-butt on the table. She was counting on the fact that the table was clean because nobody else did what she did. Then again I’ve seen the rags that are sometimes used to wipe down tables between…

I somehow read the sentence in the last paragraph as “Is the improprietor of Imagine Vegan Cafe overreacting” and that made me laugh even more.

These are the things they don’t tell non-parents because if they did no one would ever have a baby. IF YOU CAN’T USE TOILET PAPER, WHAT CAN YOU USE???