woman does thing, is happy. society burns.

Please let this happen to Monsanto.

How to Make Your Breasts Look Girlie (Advice from an Asshole)

She’s not a heartless, child-kicking racist, she just plays one on tv!

All your bases are belong to me!!!

We need a mandatory high school class in workers rights in this country. Like the year that you’re eligible to work you attend a class where they talk about minimum wage, hourly pay and wage theft, sexual harassment, workplace injuries and your rights in regards to them, and all the other crap that can happen on the…

Are there really school districts that still don’t start until after Labor Day? My kids have been in school for two weeks already and so have all the kids I know (in several different states).

People who make shit comments like “Good” or “Darwin Award” give themselves away as people who have never faced a horrific situation and had to deal with it. I’m a firefighter and have been at the scene of accidental deaths when family members were present. It’s a scene of grief and sorrow and anguish that’s…

Needs more guns.

I love real cheese as well and I agree that there’s something about Kraft cheese food that warms the heart on ocassion. When I eat Kraft, I don’t want cheese, I want orange goo that melts like a weird, non-food substance. It’s a comfort food thing. Gross on every day but the day you want it.

God, that last one is like a Monty Python sketch. It’s ex-ice cream! It’s ice cream pining for the fjords!

Kinja is a piece of shit. THERE ARE TRICKS TO COMBAT ITS FUCKERY THO.

I agree with her that as long as people are able to carry, they will, and it’s best if you can teach them to do it as safely as possible. That shopping cart shooting of the mom by the toddler was a goddamn tragedy. And yes, people can and will argue that no one should have guns at all but right now they do. So if…

I was supposed to fly to South Carolina to see my family for the fourth. I spent a few hours looking at YouTube videos of plane crashes the night before my flight and ended up calling my family and telling them I couldn’t come. The plane apparently didn’t crash, but there’s still a chance my return flight will crash…

I think a lot of people forget that the “natural way” of dealing with a lot of diseases is... dying.

My parents raised me as a 74-year old. My first words were “Get off my damn lawn”.

More like, “Look, ma, I’m a lethal predator. I catch speedy gonzales—see?”

I’m glad your cat is not an asshole! 10 years is a long time, and she sounds like a sweetheart. A bitchy sweetheart ;p