That is hilarious in its utter irrelvance. Why not apple skins? Or how about we rename the team to the “Pomegranate Peels”? NOW who’s protesting, huh? NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE POMEGRANATES PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS.

I very much don’t understand the potato thing. If people were potatoes, they would not get offended at anything. That is true. However, people are not potatoes, and vice-versa. So......?

Yeah, I was wondering if it would have been any different if he had brutally assaulted a man. Say he chopped a guy’s legs off or something. Would that be a “real”crime? Maybe arson? Robbed a bank? Kidnapped the mayor’s kid and held him for ransom? What would it take? Clearly raping a child isn’t a real crime to those…

But he confessed. This isn’t a case of some pillar of the community denying the charges and everyone believes him. He CONFESSED. How the hell are they spinning it to be her fault? “Those sexy toddlers, just FORCING adults to have sex with them”?

I’m sure there were criminals making their own use of the riots, and I’m sure there were cops putting their lives on the line to keep civilians safe along with the ones beating journalists and making illegal arrests. But “the black people should have gone home and let the police do their jobs in peace”? Do you…

I thought that too, while the riots were going on in Ferguson. There were police acting with absolutely illegal force, a perfect example of “we need citizens to be armed to defend themselves when government forces attempt to oppress them and violate their rights”—and yet I didn’t hear any of my super-conservative…

Strap it to your leg under your pants. They’re not patting people down yet, are they?

And Cheez Whiz is methadone. And I want some, to eat with a spoon.

Those cats are clearly watching you to make sure you don’t take them on a boat.

It was perfect pirate grammar, and given the subject I think that should suffice.

Yeah, who would decide how much is enough? Politicians like Mitt Romney who think “middle class” families make over $2oo,ooo a year? Do you just need to make a dollar more than what is considered poverty level? Also, what happens then when families who could “afford” to have a child then have job losses or a parent…

I read the first book of his that got famous, and it bored me almost to death—the only thing that prevented that death was outrage. You’re going to fill hundreds and hundreds of pages with shallow characters whining about their non-existent problems and using their tiny bit of fake pain to justify any selfish,…

Cool, cool, then I am one of the rich global elite who just somehow misplaced several billion dollars. Totally still a rich person though.

Wow, just like there’s a sameness to fast-food restaurants in bad neighborhoods, and also to the food you get from the food bank! See, rich people really are like us!

Wayyyy too much on these lists is about being a “good” or “successful” person rather than a fake or true person. Lots of people are truly gullible or truly insecure or not at all modest; lots of people REALLY DON’T want to hang out with you (or me); lots of people are genuine assholes and yes, unless we are dating…

Oh. Well, I guess I can stick with my cat then, since I’m single. He wouldn’t allow a kid in the house anyway, even a Catholic one.

Yeah, didn’t the Pope recently tell all the single gals to stop adopting cats and dogs and adopt children instead? Or maybe it was someone else he said it to. He told somebody that, I know.

Obviously there would be only one sitcom. Jen and Sandy adopt one baby accidentally, move in together, and then by some wackiness Brad with his six kids has to live with them as well. Probably because the house was actually his but was stolen by evildoers while he was traveling and then sold by the evildoers to Jen…

For what it’s worth, some studies have shown a correlation between rosacea and low stomach acid—not sure if supplementing would make the rosacea go away, but it’s maybe worth reading about.

But for many of these people, it’s not even about the dead babies argument. It’s about that terrifying vagina power women have, and how the only way to neutralize that power is to keep women scared, poor, and powerless over their bodies. There’s nothing rational about it and so no argument based on reason will ever…