Why the hell wouldn’t you just wash the pantyhose in the bathroom sink?

You start with this:

It’s a feature, not a bug! And those things you seem to feel crawling under your skin, also features!

You know how when you are scooping coffee out of the can to put in the coffee maker, and you have your meth right next to it in exactly the same kind of coffee can, and it’s early so you get mixed up... I mean, that happens to everyone, right?

I’ve found that while medical procedures are usually dealt with competently, basic needs for food, water and stuff like blankets are often forgotten about. I understand that nurses are highly trained professionals whose job is not supposed to be fetching lunch for someone, but sick people don’t get better when nobody…

Well, there was that whole funding-the-death-squads-in-Central-America thing. I personally didn’t find that exactly heart-warming.

Any time a woman speaks when there are men in the room it can be considered interrupting. She was interrupting their THOUGHTS.

I didn’t know either but evidently it is some kind of fucking cult.

There are non-Internet things? They keep telling me it is the Internet of Things so I assumed all the things had been sucked up. You must’ve found the last un-sucked ones.

It was so generous of the police to not arrest a child for not breaking a law.

I would rarely say this unequivocally, but I say dump him, dump him, dump him. This will never end and you will likely become more and more insecure about it, and you don’t deserve that. Trust me, any woman he is with will suffer the same treatment. His problem is not with you, but with women’s bodies in general, and…

Do the guy an ENORMOUS favor and have a gentle talk about the sex. Even if you break up with him, you’ll potentially save him from more breakups down the line.

Exactly. If your partner says they don’t like one single thing—”well, your left eyelid kind of droops and that puts me off a little”—20 years later you will still be anxiously looking in mirrors at your left eye and wanting the lights out in bed. Just don’t have those conversations in the first place.

You guys need this:

Copper and black bracelet, like these.

I am freaked out by how judgmental Jezebel comments have been lately about people who are not mainstream. First people went after the Victorian woman, and now this? Every writer is a pretentious jerk or some sort of enemy to humanity if they have a different kind of lifestyle and dare to write about it? Or you’re so…

Orc armor. The breastplate is macho as hell.

Do we have a different definition of sex trafficking? I thought sex trafficking was taking people and selling them/forcing them into sex work, often by taking them away from their home city. That should never be legal. Sex work is something different and may be entered into either willingly or unwillingly; there’s an…

So how do you sell the big fancy diamond that has been in someone’s colon? Not gonna make a good engagement ring, for sure.

But you have the paper drape. My friend (American woman in France) who was most upset about this told me she was just naked on the table, no drape, nothing. Maybe she was exaggerating? Or at a particularly austere clinic?