My friends were in different parts of France, but one of the doctors told my friend she could expect the same thing in other parts of Europe. Don’t know if that’s true.

I don’t know if this would help, but you can ask your doc to use a narrow speculum. I have a friend with vaginismus—she just involuntarily clenches at exams—and her doc uses one, and it helps.

No, in parts of Europe (or maybe all of it, I don’t know), they evidently just let you lie on the table naked. Heard this from a couple of friends. One of them asked for something to cover herself and they gave her a gauze sheet the size of a dinner napkin. It’s that lack-of-Puritanism thing; they can’t imagine why…

I had a similar experience, and I got herpes from a guy who was developing a cold sore on his lip that wasn’t even visible at that point. I went the rest of the relationship trying not to infect him. But when I told the doctor that, she clearly didn’t believe me. I was like, why would I lie? I’m confessing to oral…

Don’t insult the apes. I would vote for one of them before I would vote for Donald. Most apes are wiser and more socially aware than he is.

We should also know by now that two people can be of the same height and weight and one can “look” fat and the other can “look” thin. I know people who weigh the same as me and are roughly the same height and wear clothes three sizes smaller than I do. I carry my weight in my stomach and because of that I look fatter…

They like the BIBLE Jews. You know, Moses and Abraham and those guys, who were just intro-guys to Jesus (also a Bible Jew). New Jews are no good, they won’t even walk around in a bathrobe and sandals mumbling the Ten Commandments while holding a staff. Call that Jewish?

Everybody be careful not to draw too much attention to this bitch, or she’ll end up Donald Trump’s pick for Vice President. She makes Sarah Palin seem warm, cuddly, and smart.

I don’t get all this shaming and mocking. She’s odd, yes, and most of us wouldn’t want to do what she does, but she’s not killing puppies or anything. She’s more like a Furry or someone living some other alternative lifestyle most people don’t want. I understand the Victorian age was rife with sexism, racism, and…

Maybe ask her to lunch to talk about some work thing, i.e., “I know we need to keep working on this but I’m dying to get out of this building. You want to go to lunch and try to solve the problem there?” Then see if conversation naturally goes to non-work things and whether you have a good time. If you do, in a couple…

Their car insurance costs more, and they die sooner (of course dying sooner also means whatever they’ve saved for retirement buys more in the time they’re alive). That’s all I have.

They do, but it’s in French, so who can understand it? Tant pis!

But if you wanted lingerie, as some men do, you would go to Victoria’s Secret. And they would legally have to serve you, and they would be assholes if they didn’t.

Free booze? Can’t get that at any salon I’ve been to.

Well, they did clinical trials for not showering ever: it was called the Middle Ages. And the results were not real positive.

Well, you have to admit it was original and made his point.

The correct answer was, “I’m in a class of my own, bitch.”

But you’d think they’d finally loin.

We didn’t make any changes for the better here in sunny AZ. Our new governor’s main platform seems to be taking money away from education and giving it to private prison companies. Because those little snot-nosed school kids will probably end up there anyway, amirite? They don’t need no stinkin’ schooling!

Fair enough. It’s not like I’ve never seen any of those in church, or preaching on TV.