Dog-in-blanket.
Meet Me in St. Louis, the Christmas scene. Judy Garland sings and it hits all that melancholy-love-hate-sad-happy Christmas stuff and I do cry every time.
I had a teacher like that in seventh grade, and a group of girls spoke up after I had a nasty encounter with him and my father went to the principal. They called all the girls in he’d been “flirting” with and his ass got fired.
Wow, that’s a super-intense way to deal with fear. How does it get them back?
Dunno, that’s just a regular Tuesday night for me!
It’s like when you order pizza and the person who brings it doesn’t want to have sex with you and all your friends... WTF??? All the REAL pizza delivery people we see in videos are so eager to take their clothes off and get down with whoever’s in the house. Why else would we tip them?
I never understand why a man would want to remove control of a blow job from his partner. It’s not just the gag reflex, it’s the teeth. It takes some amount of control to make sure his cock is not encountering those, and if he starts thrusting away, THE TEETH WILL BE THERE WAITING.
Why does it happen though that every time a party does this, the person collecting the money NEVER gets enough to even cover the bill? People know what they ordered and most people look at the bill (if there’s one shared one) before getting out their wallets. People should also know that there is this thing called…
Maybe she put on the false eyelashes to give birth? “Get the car started, honey, I’ll be right there—I just—OH MY FUCKING GOD! HOLY FUCK THAT HURTS!”
I gave up long ago, and now I don’t give a shit. I post a lot, get plenty of replies, and if someone misses some of my wit and brilliance it’s just too bad for them : )
That’s actually dangerous though. If Maddylenne thinks no never means no, then she won’t understand that she really shouldn’t drink Daddy’s scotch, or the bleach under the sink, and she definitely won’t understand that she really shouldn’t play with matches. Or put her face by an angry dog’s mouth. That kind of…
That is absolutely outrageous. Do you mean that none of them apologized or thought it was a problem that the kids took your gift?
Shouldn’t the next child of Kim and Kanye be named Wild Wild?
Please don’t make generalizations. I have become more liberal the older I become. If I could pick the liberal candidate for the next U.S. presidential election, I’d pick Bernie Sanders—who also doesn’t seem to be going right as he gets older.
Yes, and make sure you store it in a monogrammed thermos.
Your mother is an untrusting Satanist? Cool, cool. Did she forget that Barak Obama has “666” on the back of his neck? One of my conservative friends solemnly informed me that this has been proven. I mean they can’t BOTH be the devil. Wait, I guess that makes Obama the Antichrist, which is not quite the same thing.…
Same here. My hazy memory is that my mother was pretty tolerant of the various kinds of people different from her and opposed to bigotry as a younger woman. Now (in her late 70s) it’s all about “those people” (pick a category; you won’t be wrong) and how dangerous the world is because of them. Well, except for gay…
I think it’s fine as long as you don’t vaccinate him or let him have birth control. But the laws may have changed since last week, I’m not sure.