You mean it’s fjord-flavored? But what flavor were the fjords before they put the ice cream in?

I haven’t read the book in a few years, but as I recall the author describes some of her own patients and how their therapy proceeded, and there is some help in reading how those people got better, in terms of starting to allow themselves to have their authentic emotions and become their true selves (both of which…

So they had to look at every single book. It wasn’t enough to screen one book, see that it wasn’t an explosive, be told that everyone in the sorority had one, and then wave them all through? No, because some of those gals could have planned in advance to replace their sorority souvenier with an identical-looking bomb!…

That is very rude. I am pretty sure that when she was finally done she went out to the parking lot where she had a good spot, got into the car and started it, and then sat there for totally unknown reasons for about twenty minutes while people piled up in a line waiting for her to leave.

Here is a multi-stall bathroom question I have desperately needed answered for years. If you are in a stall and no one else is in the bathroom, and someone comes in, is it not rude for them to go in the stall next to you? Say there are seven stalls. Nobody else is in any of them. I always skip at least one stall if I…

Where I work the main conference room has a bathroom sort of built into it. You can just step through the doorway, close the door, and then the meeting is going on without you right on the other side of the door. I have seen (and heard!) men go in there, but I’ve never seen a woman go in. It’s just kind of interesting…

No, the opposite. In a noisy bathroom nobody can hear what is coming out of you.

I would think the undoubtedly-coming lawsuit will bankrupt them forever so even if they didn’t lose their license they will lose their ability to do business. Hopefully those kids will have more than enough money for the rest of their lives to take care of their health.

It’s the fault of the French. Like so many things.

I only know the answer to one: your cat has achieved the pinnacle of perfection and can evolve no further without fatally disturbing the dimension you currently live in, and it’s not clear if there’s room for you in the next available one.

Yep, that’ s the comment that got to me the most too. A fling with someone who was in the position of daughter to him. A fling with a young girl who likely had no concept that someone could “love” you for a little while and then get bored and go on to something else...while you were still living with him.

The cool kids told me I wasn’t allowed. Otherwise I would’ve!

Or she could have just not tried to steal someone else’s husband, or had a quiet affair with him and felt guilty as hell like a normal person.

Because all their friends jumped off a bridge, and on their way to that bridge to jump off it too they saw a great way to waste money.

They should buy 12 of them and pose them in a circle. Imagine the magic that would rise up from the center.

Meant to sound like aloe vera, the plant/burn ointment? It never made any sense to me.

Well, and if she did use it in jail, to me that’s another argument against her committing suicide. Maybe I don’t know enough stoners, but the people I know who smoke weed become happier afterward and less likely to kill themselves.

Maybe watch the video of Christian the lion re-uniting with his former owners. You know that story, about the British guys who bought the lion cub in London and then spent a ton of time and money getting him back to Africa where he could live a normal life? This is the video of when they went back to find him again.

Here is what that guy will be facing when he dies and goes to hell.

You are a pretty kind person. I’d like to tie him up, cover him with gravy, and leave him out where that pride of lions poor Cecil was lured from can find him.