Possibly the person had been at steak restuarants before and heard a chef or other guest say of a super-well-done steak, “that isn’t even meat anymore!”—and took it literally.

Yeah, I was surprised that story made the cut. Seems like just everyday stupidness, not the special-snowflake stupidness we expect from BCO.

It was incredibly dumb, but I have to say that a server that could be scared off by that is not going to last a day.

Perimenopause is a gift in that regard. I used to be cold all the time and now... never. You can look forward to your 50s!

From some online dictionary:

I only saw them at Target, never at an actual grocery store.

So you MUST have children, only to watch them die of horrible diseases? I miss the 15th century as well. Of course none of that was a choice then. Certainly if my imaginary children are going to die of real, horrible diseases, I by God want to be the one who chooses the disease. NOT.

It could also be that the other four told you they did so. Women sometimes, um, exaggerate the amount of pleasure they are having with a male partner because of hundreds of thousands of years of conditioning to protect the male ego.

Why would you consent to have sex with someone (that is, apparently you WANT to have sex with the person) and then “consent” to take drugs that will render you unconscious during the act? That’s one hell of a weird kink she thinks all those women have.

Trump vs. Sanders sure would be an interesting campaign season, eh? Personally I will probably die of 12 heart attacks if Trump is the Republican candidate, but it could be entertaining in a horror-movie kind of way. Saturday Night Live would have a field day with Trump though it would be hard to caricature him more…

You know, if you want to be a fearmonger, Russia is flying fighter jets off the coast of California, so we may want to think about Vladimir Putin “taking over our country.” He’s the only one who might really want to do it. How easy would it be to stir up all the old red-scare stuff, especially when so many of Trump’s…

That doesn’t matter much if your kid drowns in a pool. The fact that the pool was not a weapon doesn’t make the kid less dead.

Also, parents keep getting arrested for leaving their kids in a parked car. Now they get mad when a parent lets her kid out of the car. MAKE UP YOUR MINDS, AUTHORITIES.

We say goodbye-like things, like “talk to you later,” or “have a good week.” The good-bye is implied. Is that bad?

Yeah, it was pretty terrible for everyone who knew her.

Loved the videos. Dr. Ian Malcolm is a mighty (adorable) hunter!

Surely the answer is in the science box? ALL THE ANSWERS ARE IN THE SCIENCE BOX. But if you open it, all the evil in the world will fly out. Hope is at the bottom, though, and it will definitely cure cancer if you are the right age!

I’m thinking she went to a hookah bar and “redefined” that as chemo.

I’m sure she used positive thinking too. That’s an important part of the science.

Yes. Put it on a monogrammed coffee thermos!