It could go any way. I’m dark as bark with dark brown hair. My husband is white with black hair. Our kid is blond. 

I don’t know if Oprah can evil, for that matter.

Yay Baby!

I truly believe you called this. 

Before you marry in to the royal family, do you think that they test your fertility/ability to get pregnant?  Because it seems sort of amazing that every single woman that marries in gets pregnant almost immediately.

I imagine she’ll come out with something like, “Meghan said when she was a teen that she wanted me to be godmother to her children someday and now she’s going back on her word because she thinks she’s better than me and everyone else”.

Her half-sister is gonna be so pissed off about this.

He believes Shaggy too.

I want her in rom-coms, action films, playing Meryl Streep whenever her biopic gets made...errything.

There is nothing about her that I don’t love. 

THIS. This is the lane Cardi lives in. I mean, her rapping is...what it is, but she has a persona that works better for the camera over the microphone.

She is a national treasure! She is the hero we NEED right now!

I would say Yvette Nicole Brown was the best thing about “Community”, but damn, that show had a ridiculously great cast, so honestly, she was ONE of the best things, LOL. But she’s right. When Sarah “Lying Fuckabee” Sanders comes after you, you KNOW you are on the right side of history. Yvette, the truth will piss…

“Not from me and Mr. Sheffield, I would have to have a man of color. I’m down with the brothers.”—Fran Drescher

How you gonna leave Latrice Motherfucking Royale

thank you for this, I’m not crazy. When I watched it live, I was really weirded out by it. Like, why was he casually trying to stir up trouble for Whoopi? Whoopi handled it well. But it made me dislike him...even more. Dude seems like he’s on the edge of crazy. 

OMG, the eyebrows when “negros” came out on the white guy... this has helped. And then being happy about the Chappelle reference? Thank you.

I’m with you, and I’ve been known to enjoy a Tarantino movie or two (I love Jackie Brown, but that’s probably owed to Elmore Leonard as much as it is to Tarantino)

I saw those photos on Beyoncé’s Instagram and didn’t realise that was her dad. I even read the caption about loved ones and was like “well he must be close to her somehow....” but I totally didn’t recognize him with less hair and mustache.

almost 15 years?...let me get out my fingers and toes. Her last album was released in 2005