There can be only one, he is immortal, he is Phil, Son of Coul of the Clan Coul.

Into every generation a Coulson is born: one man in all the world, a chosen one. He alone will wield the snark and skill to unite great heroes and fight the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number.

“I’ve had it with these motherf-ing Skrulls on this motherf-ng planet!”

Since ancient times, there has always been a son of Coul who would stand against the forces of darkness...

Why do I think all of this has to do with Harvey Weinstein and Georgina Chapman in some way?

I assume that Amazon made them a delicious deal which could include marketing their own designs and direct sales with a percentage of contestant sales the backside. Bravo probably wants revolving Housewife judges who have no backgrounds in anything other than thirst. Tim and Heidi say naw.

Never a good idea...

The Black-Eyed Krees. 

Only marginally related: recently a librarian on twitter recently confessed she knew nothing about Fortnite. A man came in looking for a Lee Child book. His son was able to explain the game to the librarian. She celebrated, “The only one who could ever teach me, was the son of a Reacher man.”

First Brendan Fraser, and now Alan Tudyk as a villain?

Come on man! Didn’t you learn Jiraiya’s lessons on how to get out of a genjutsu?

and your sharingan also put me in a Afro bell bottom platform shoes - Genjutsu LOL

That made me happy in my soul just a little bit.

Your move, Whataburger.

I am SHOCKED a school in Cobb County might be filled to the brim with racist peckerheads

Being that I live near and frequent Akron it’s as HuskyBro said. The shift is definitely sudden and drastic. I grew up in Cleveland during desegregation and now when you drive through Cleveland there are pockets of white neighborhoods and pockets of black neighborhoods but it’s nothing like what you see in Akron.…

Her work assignment was in the kitchen, right? They missed a trick otherwise.

Uhhhhhhh doesn’t he know they locked up Snoop’s home girl Martha Stewart for this shit?? Stoopid!!

Just takin a quick look before I head out to the office, this made me smile. Gracias.