Here’s hoping she finds her way to counseling and some Suboxone strips; they worked for me, and it’s been 2 years of good, clean decisions now.  Down to a half a strip a day, and hoping to get myself trimmed back to a 1/4 a day soon enough, then an 1/8, before I think I can probably be done completely.  They really…

does anyone else ever wonder if, had you come across a cult leader / recruiter, that you’d fall victim to them? like i like to think i’m level-headed and can see through bullshit, but i also know how vulnerable i’ve been through certain stages of my life — and i dunno, maybe they could’ve sold me on their stuff during…

I also have a history of getting rid of something I haven’t used in 2 years, only to need it desperately 6 months later and buy new to replace.

Food and clothing are two of my greatest joys in life, which is why I will never diet or KonMari my closet.

I look at each garment and say “I’ll fit into this again someday,” and that gives me less anxiety than getting rid of it. I also have a history of getting rid of something I haven’t used in 2 years, only to need it desperately 6 months later and buy new to replace.  I will always live in clutter.

I met my husband-to-be on Tinder. We get married in 25 days (holy shit!)

Ellen and Portia had my dream house - wooden beams and stone walls somehow mixed with ultramodern furniture in a seamless way. I’m jealous of the Netflix dude that bought it (not that I would have had $34 million to drop on a house anyways). 

He apparently lives in Paris now and is looking good! I too wish good things for Macaulay Culkin, growing up with parents like his must have been horrible.

Literally the only reason I believe Dax might not be a complete waste of human DNA is because KBell is an angel on earth and she chose him to be the person she made children with and lives with and spends time with, so he must be at least OK. 

I agree. The episodes are quite good. I was pleasantly surprised.

Of all of the things I love about this story (and there are so many), I love that he named it Mr. Faulkner’s OFHD. I love that he chose a formal name!  I love his little old soul!!  He will continue to do well.

They should take this a step further and do a whole program and support a whole group of Black teens. I usually remain dubious of these sort of city PR stunts but as long as it is mutually beneficial and this can turn into an advantage for Black youth, I’m for it. And I like the positive reinforcement instead of…

I’m already making reservations for 2030 when he opens Faulkner’s Bistro and Pub (that section is where they serve gourmet hot dogs).

I can be cold any very cynical a lot of time. And I’m not prone to show emotion. But I swear, right now I am literally tearing up with joy for this young kid.

Van better it was the good inspectors who actually paid for his permit!

This made my heart so happy. 

I hope this ruined Permit Patty’s whole month.

See? This is how it’s supposed to be done, “protect and SERVE.” Not ‘criminalize first’.

I’m here for the “House Of Abundance” line...