I recently caught this segment through YouTube autoplay and learned that Alan Cumming got Helen Mirren hooked on Crocs:

She’s so adorable. I just saw her on Colbert the other day. I will give her a Croc pass. Also, I actually own a pair of slip on Crocs for post-shower. Shh, don’t tell anyone.

Do you see my username? Do you see it? Is it seeing you?

Email in full from FOX news contributor who just quit to his colleagues. He was no saint but truth is good medicine. (Thanks to WTFJHT).

Surely I’m not the only one who can tell it’s Britney by those abs? Her stomach is more recognizable to me than her face!

That makes me so happy! ♡

My only trip-up was Pro Hairstylists vs 70 Degree Days. I got some difficult hair.

One of them is named “Finn Wolfhard”. You lost that battle the second that name was created

Good for those kids, especially Millie Bobby Brown, who definitely deserves a higher salary than the rest considering her role is so important and gets much more screen time.

god, this kids are cooler than i could ever hope to be.

In one of those increasingly frequent “I’m wasting my life” moments, I immediately knew exactly what they meant by signature hats.

It’s a sad commentary on the state of the world currently that I’m actually super shocked that everyone is being released from their NDAs. I mean, it’s totally the right thing to do, but who the heck does the right thing anymore?

The most perfect GIF. Bravo.

Well, sure. The ‘80s commercials kept us all from getting hooked on drugs.

Thank you, Nihongo Hanashimasen!

Because kids these days are always watching TV commercials, right?? Not hard to figure out which of his decrepit white male advisors came up with this one.... a DJT original!

Props to you; I totally sympathize with your situation.

I mean, it makes sense because everybody stopped doing drugs after the whole “Just Say No” thing in the Eighties so why wouldn’t it work again?

“Get ready for the Renéessance”

If I was ever super rich, I would love to go to an art auction. I would feel like such an heiress raising my paddle for some art.