I'm assuming the whiteness is so jarring that nobody even knows what to say?

Dude! Shhh. We're watching the Emmys.

It's because I'm so much closer to the sun.

It would be a little punk, and there's no way to avoid that. But punk can be very good.

To be ironic, the universe has to be fucking with you. Not only have things gone opposite to your expectations; your expectations have been turned into a mocking joke.

It was a joke. Seems as though you we're really prepped for some kind of fight though. Funny!

He'll never be cast as Eliza Doolittle either, and get a chance to trot out his fine basso profundo rendition of Wouldn't It Be Loverly, so it's a shame he didn't think to perform that as well.

This was badly done, Zelda! You, whom she had known from a grey, whom she had seen grow up from a period when her notice was an honour, to have you now, in thoughtless spirits, and the pride of the moment, laugh at her, humble her–and before other commenters, too–and before others, many of whom (certainly some,) would…

The BBC already thought that up ten years ago. Meet Regency House Party.

he thinks a desire for equality equals castrating men...

The suggestion isn't that people have to date people they don't find attractive, but that they could do that while still being decent people.

She didn't ask for your advice.

There is nothing in this article about abortion.

Maybe this could have been taken to Groupthink? Because this is a story about alleged coerced prostitution.

Why barefoot? On your hike through the jungle. Why barefoot? I can't see any reason for that.

Crafty... They sell it slightly discolored so they can come back later and offer bleaching service.

My magic is relegated to getting my husband's filthy collars whiter than white. What's my secret?

Kim Hunter's box would read House Hunter. Double advertising!

If women want money why was your first reference to body builders? Maybe people are generally attracted to attractive people, inside or out, and there's just nothing attractive about you. It's fair enough, right? Nobody would expect you to pursue someone you did not find attractive in some way. That would be wrong.

And Mommy's basement, amiright?