Appealing? No.

That one sailed further over your head then his last toss as an Indian 

I think Mr. Bottle is commenting on Bauer’s usual Twitter response when people call him on his combative shit, which is “I’m not mad, bro, I’m laughing at you guys for getting angry.”

Trevor Bauer isn’t mad he got traded to a non-contender. He finds the whole thing funny, and is actually laughing at how angry you seem to be.

Joule thief!

Barstool offered him a job as Chief Barstool Officer. 

He’s Jonah be sorry. Those charges Keri a serious sentence.

This Jonah guy sounds like a whale of an asshole.

I knew a guy who spent a summer - two months! - in England, and came back with the accent. On top of that, he would say things like "Do you have any crisps, or as you would say, chips?" But after a couple of beers he'd forget and his Wisconsin accent was back.

I ... I mean what the actual fuck?! 

Ben Askren. Obviously.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

I mean why shouldn’t a gossip columnist shit on an actual journalist who has been on the front lines of Iraq and Afghanistan reporting along with tragedies such as the Pulse Shooting, the Haitian Earthquakes and the devastation in Puerto Rico? Along with being a Peabody, Emmy and Cronkite award recipient?

You know, call me crazy, but I’m starting to think that a medium that allows for unmoderated real-time stream-of-consciousness rambling doesn’t always produce the most accurate or eloquent results. It’s almost as though maybe we should stop dropping our monacles into our champagne glasses and collapsing on our…

Yeah, it’s really weird how some people seem to think we can just pull an “open borders” policy out our ass, be literally the only country to do it, and this somehow constitutes a sane immigration outlook. I’d much rather we (a) stopped doing stupid shit around the world to exacerbate pathological migration patterns…

that’s... not really what the israel-palestine conflict is about.

    “Feel free to commiserate over the poor decisions of your favorite team down below.”

Parade starts in Montreal, ends in Tampa. Half of Quebec makes that trip in November anyway.

But what city would they hold the parade in when they win the World Series??!!

That’s a bullshit way to break up a no-hitter.