I can’t stop watching Kyrie’s feet dance around after he gets the pass. Sweet Jesus

He’s actually laughing right now.

I sat across the aisle from a Chinese guy for years. I eventually asked him what that word was, that I heard him use 50 times in every phone conversation he had in Mandarin. He had no clue what I was talking about.

LoveForm sounds like a Fleshlight competitor. 

I watched a YouTube video of Bronson Arroyo installing a toilet.

The counterfeit issue is that the Trump Org has a little bit of funny money to pass for a client before they can allow this change.

Charlie Creme, in response: “So that’s a no from you, then?”

As a Grizzlies fan, I started to remember Ish Smith and DeMarre Carroll,when I realized they are still playing! Fuck the heck?

Grizzlies fan here. Thanks for the preview

 I wondered why he wasn’t wearing a shoe on his left foot.

Mother of PEARL I love paint-shade puns.

I wonder if he asked the officer to... look the other way

Judging from that photo, France likely had some trouble with certain aspects of the field sobriety test.

This comes as no surprise, since I got a jinx-y ESPN alert on my phone about it, and I follow neither of these teams.

Apparently he broke the bone while simply swinging a bat.
If ANYONE would know not to grip it too hard, or you’ll hurt yourself, it would be Tebow.

I’m just glad to see an Eastern European side that embraces their checkered past.
/ducks

When I was nine years old, the Phanatic came to our AA Baseball park (in Memphis). He came up to me, took the Mets cap off my head, stomped it completely flat, and walked away. #LockHimUp

I’d rather get hit in the buns!

Probably a lot like Larry the Cable Guy.

If you stretch the picture 20% it turns into Rece Davis.